Mister

Educator. Republican. Gay. Not ANYTHING else. 20+ Year partner.

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

I wish he had stayed. :)

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

@iAnonPatriot Oops

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

@BillKristol I was wonder if that finger is stuck in your head. Brain damage.

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

Huh?

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Speaking of can’t afford your mortgage, how is Gavin Newsom able to afford a $40,000 a month mortgage on this $9 million home he couldn’t possibly pay for on a civil servant salary

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

We are

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

People who cook gravy from scratch think they’re better than everyone else. 🤷‍♂️

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

Love her. 🐅🐅🐅💄💄💄

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

Awesome

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I’d get an instant case of performance anxiety…

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

This can’t be real

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

BREAKING:
Zoron the smiley Monster just announced that at this year’s 9/11 Memorial he’ll be reading the names of the pilots who flew the planes into the World Trade Center.

You know… in the interest of “balance.”

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

@GavinNewsom You are really flailing

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

Dude tried to pull out scissors on him on the train and found out the hard way!!!

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

True. It always bothered me.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

A Chinese restaurant in the Bay Area is fining parents for their out-of-control kids.

The owner of Chez Xue says he has had enough of poorly behaved children in his restaurant, so he is now fining parents.

You You Xue says one customer changed a dirty diaper next to another customer who was dining.

"We are not a playground. Please ensure children REMAIN SEATED at all times and respectful of fellow guests and the dining environment," the restaurant's policy says.

"Running around, shouting, making noise with utensils, etc. WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!"

One parent was charged $327 after their child smashed a credit card machine.

Another parent was charged $109 after their kid carved designs into a table with a utensil.

One more parent was charged $5 after a child smashed a teacup.

"I honestly put this notice on my menu because I didn't want to put my employees in the position of parenting other people's children. It should not be their job," the owner said.

This guy is awesome.

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

@ThrillaRilla369 WalmartS

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

Offer them water

[Lee🇺🇸 @harperlee789]

what would you do??

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Egypt are all out of the World Cup.

The only Muslim countries left are England and France.

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

@JessicaTarlov @emeriticus Screw you

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Graham Platner just released a video dropping out of the Maine senate race. Solid speech but it definitely sounded better in the original German.

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

Hysterical

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

Bill Clinton collected $12 million for his memoirs.

Hilary Clinton got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for the memories of two people, who for years have repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

Fine

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

Anyone have a problem with this?

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

I love you Elon

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Very happy to say it again. The Odyssey is an amazing film, and missing out on seeing it because you think it’s woke or whatever is cutting off your nose to spite your face. Your loss.

[Mister @BeerWithElon]

@AntiWokeMemes Fear