LG

I used to be a social drinker, now I'm only social when I drink

[LG @Beercells]

I know this not IG but 🤕

[LG @Beercells]

Especially knowing how terrible doctors are about caring for patients, to me, it was such an act of kindness.

[LG @Beercells]

My therapist is so fucking dope. She had to emergency pick up her kid before our session had ended and I’m super understanding so I was like ok but still she called me over the phone while driving so we could finish the session properly and it meant so much to me

[LG @Beercells]

We forgot.

[𝟒𝟒𝟒 @DEUILSTEARS444]

why the fuck does no one talk about the fact that depression and anxiety can give you major memory loss ??

[Maciek Lipa @maciekl_]

“A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest”

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Bro bought the website for ultimate social media power and can't understand the hypocrisy because yes, he is that stupid.

[Skwerl 1 Actual @Yo_Squirrely]

This will never stop being funny.

[bert @airpippens]

when they started opening the fridge i lost it

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me when my mom starts being rude to the person that's jus trying to do their job 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[Tyth @Tyth3sly]

Told someone have a nice day and they told me to have a nice week. I didnt even know you could do that. Am I a bad person.

[Heitor Sales FFC✝️ @HeitorSalesv11]

Por isso o nome do filme é Harry potter

[🦋👸🏾 @CButterfly14]

Me the next day:

[sza wack // claviculars lash tech @BANGTANOVOO]

every time my mother speaks in public i get scared. she has no home training

[Dan @265Kilometres]

On my life you’ll never guess what this is in reference to

[danny ꕤ @remdanny]

genie: you have 3 wishes

me: i want to always be right

genie: granted. you have two wishes left.

me: wrong. i have 8 wishes left

genie: ...

[Amigo @Topboix]

hey do u mind if we have 3 separate conversations on 3 separate apps? i think that will be good for us