LG

I used to be a social drinker, now I'm only social when I drink

[LG @Beercells]

I know this not IG but 🤕

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

Normalize calling men “hysterical” when they raise their voice.

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

They're finally admitting it.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[miia @miiagarro]

when someone calls me a self centered bitch but lowkey i am a self centered bitch

[Jay @iHad2GoGetit]

If a regular crackhead did this on a corner y’all would call the police.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when i'm mad from my perspective but i can also see their perspective so now i’m carrying double the emotional weight and being eaten away by my anger and empathy

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

10:30 is a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast fr.

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused tor be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.

[LG @Beercells]

If you’re drunk af, don’t even fucking call me. It’s just annoying af. Making no sense, keep hanging up and calling again, not understanding regular fucking sentences.

Pls just leave me alone.

[LG @Beercells]

Not the aid being like “girl you look like I feel” I was like “terrible?” She was like yea 😭😭🫠🫠

[miia @miiagarro]

men be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

unfortunately, i do enjoy the downfall of people who did me wrong

[𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚊 🌱 @gaiaofflinee]

BITCH LMFAOOOO

[Keen @keenwontmiss]

My 5 yo niece saw the blue deer on my shirt and was like "awww it's a boy deer!" I took the opportunity to be like "Or it can be a girl deer! Girls like blue too, Olivia"
She stared at me and was like "I said it's a boy because it has antlers." Take my degree away now.😭😭

[Maryam @hell_line0]

btw abandoning your friend who’s in an abusive relationship because you need to “protect your energy” and “establish boundaries” and you “can’t respect her choices” is EXACTLY what the abuser relies on. we are in an empathy recession.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

[LG @Beercells]

Sitting here crying alone in the hospital eating ice chips and shopping on Amazon for make up #fun

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

Aight he might be back