Jude Bezos

Web 3 Enthusiast.
6 years Digital Marketing.
Cyber Security newbie.

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

@manuelscript They will resist

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

Hell answers to me for I am Doom!!!!!

Doom is coming #AvengersDoomsday

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

This is a fargin

[West @Philly_West001]

So my cousin’s 31 and still a virgin. She talks about it like it’s this sacred badge of honour...pure, undefiled, saving herself for marriage, the whole speech.

One day I just asked her straight up, “Babe… do you even get horny?” She looked at me like I was slow and said, “Of course I do. That’s why five different guys have dumped me.

I told every single one of them we wait till the wedding night. No exceptions.”
I was like, okay, fair enough… until she kept talking. Apparently kissing is fine. Touching her b00bs is fine. And....

[Davido @davido]

You measure success by one award. I measure it by sold-out arenas, billions of streams, global influence, and people singing my songs across continents.

You had government backing and still couldn't convince enough people to back you in your small constituency..
You’re a small boy who came into politics by accident..
You spent 8yrs with the ex president and couldn’t make a change in your poverty stricken community..

We all have different trophies Bashir, I’ll keep inspiring the young ones and generations to come while you wait for the next government job to get crumbs.

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

If you have your PVC, do not sit at home on Election day o

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

Mikel: “Is it true you made £150 million during your 8 years in China?”

Oscar: “I put my entire salary into a separate account and never touched it once. My family and I lived off the match bonuses because they were already huge.”

[Africana 🫧🎀 @mzz_faithy]

₦150 million house for promo dey sweet for ad but we go see winner at all

people don too see plenty "promo" wey end for stories. ₦150 million house, God abeg o
#ilotbetad #ilotbethouse

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

#Dangote drop fuel prices today

#Alhaji you can't kill us

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Crude oil prices have dropped by 21%.
Fuel prices should also drop by 21%.

[Michelle @callmeijeoma]

Immediately after this babe had her nyansh (BBL) done, she shut down her restaurant business in Ekiti and moved to Lagos island 😂.

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

@FoluboiNg Yea i have, hot stuff

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

Dominus Vobiscum:
Et cum spíritu tuo

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

Road blocks should be banned, what do you mean i can pass a 'checkpoint' with just 200 naira.
Plus bandits now have enough camouflage, because they have raided enough army bases and barracks

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

Later they'll tell you it's old stock, but when prices went up, nothing about old stock. Alhaji, you do this one.

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

Nobody should tell me shit about economics, tell me why fuel prices went up immediately when a barrel of crude was $115.
Now it's $73 and fuel has only gone from N1400 to N1230.

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

This angle got me mad man had his camera locked on him and he scored seconds later bro definitely got the script 🤯😭

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

@peace_igho Omo, na so my babe enter rain de go work, me de house at my convenience

[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

Meanwhile, i want to thank #Multichoice at Acme road for hosting a watch party yesterday.
I was one of the best I've attended #UCL in a while.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[Jude Bezos @Beerpapy]

@Postsubman What penis can't do, doesn't exist