Erick “square grouper” Turner

5’9 194lb Freshman WR @ ISU | PIKE Prez 98’ | Dox Survivor | Bag Connoisseur

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Bouncer pulled out a tape measure at the bar and hit me with “6 foot huh” in front of 3 kappa foids... I’m 5’11 #heightfrauding #clavicular

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#nuke whatever the fuck this is

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Opened my email this morning to an interview I completely forgot about, still killed that shit, interview panel I will see you in 2 weeks… #gametime #grrrmonday

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I genuinely just ripped a line of addy to go get groceries and do my laundry #hunghunghungsahur #averagesunday

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Blacking out 3 times a week might not be the move, I think I’m genuinely retarded #asianprofessor #speakenglishbitch

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Triple collar on a fine Saturday in Ames Iowa, what are the thoughts? #lank #triplecolar

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I love $6 handles of vodka #svedka #fuckapledgefriday

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They’re calling it the most Sunday feeling Friday of all time #iamhungasahorse #fuckmyhandfriday

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My buddy just let me win in 9 ball because the ex wife was watching #shoutout #expand

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My buddy just told me throws some tissues in his grey sweats to “printmax” is this an #expand? #CBTM #printmaxing

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@_keithgraham Tbh Keith I couldn’t tell ya, but just know I’ll show face there

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Immediately after seeing this I texted my down bad homeboy and cleared my entire schedule #crackagammawednesday

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If you take the elevator to get to the second floor your genuinely a #phag

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Today at chapter I found out that like 6 other dudes and I have fucked the same chick so that was pretty chill #wifedat #stdmaxing

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@truckermcgee55 I like that alot

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I’m officially part of the #Barbour community and of course this shit shipping from Georgia #southernlarping

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@truckermcgee55 I’m surprised you dont have one of these already Deanthony

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@DeJesterMaxxing Relax pal

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Monday’s are just being half as hungover as Sunday but with 3x the responsibilities #grrrmondays #fuck

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I genuinely cannot go more than one hour without nicotine or the smallest inconvenience will make me want to blow my fucking head off #addictionmaybe #pouchfein

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Is buddy wearing a thong? #pussy #shrink