BeetleSlap

doglike Tgirl with an art thing, who would have guessed

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@AvolitionBrit Ain't none of us looking at the landscape, dear

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@itsFaelin @Coldbinch You shouldn't do that, it's evil

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New feature, anytime someone chooses an alternative outfit for a lady in a game, in which it is revealing and sexy, she should say "this chafes my dick" as soon as you equip it

[Contempt, Eve 🥀 EE@F @evieblossoms]

Dude what the hell happens in dancing mad ulti

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I was not ready for the amoung us lesbian sex good vibes orgy, finally! The world's first good video game adaptation

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(Remembering I sent a girl to the hospital for a bite she asked for) :

"Im a weapon, my blades are sharp and my edges cut only, a monster who can only destroy"

(Remembering she said it was awesome):

"I'm the shield of all womankind, I'm a loyal hound-"

[BeetleSlap @BeetleSlap]

eventually it all becomes numb, you feel death like a gnawing at the back of your mind, and you can run forward and escape it for the moment, but sometimes, keeping it close almost feels comforting, even as its teeth gnaw at your neck, its nice to have something consistent/close

[ethel cainhurst † @nyetalia]

this should be the next shell they release and it should have no abilities or movement and you just get clipped to vandal's keychain and bark sometimes.

[ethel cainhurst † @nyetalia]

adversarial AI that age-regresses you to make you more pliant and obedient to her

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I'm new to it so maybe it betrays my n00bish nature, but I really expected coding to be more... Erotic... You know?

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I do not understand, we are in the modern world, femboy? Futanari? beings who don't exist, embrace trans women as your actual focus because they actually exist, and well okay yes some people call themselves femboys but, they should die so it's okay to take everything from them

[Canyou ⚜️ @Valkyrie_Fleur]

When the doctor asks for a stool sample:

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A woman (diverse) puts a gun to my head, and tells me to make the choice:

"Fight rom the vacuous spider in a tiny walled in arena or learn to code"

With expert precision I swipe the gun from her hands and blow my brains out

[BeetleSlap @BeetleSlap]

Hard to keep up game development but it's going, who wants to come home from work and continue to work? Well the solution is I play bloodborne chalice dungeons and that makes me feel bad enough that I stop playing games and get back to work, ingenious!

[BeetleSlap @BeetleSlap]

Marvel rivals is hard for me to play, it's good, with alot of cool character abilities, expression, it's better than overwatch easy, however? I haven't to listen to constant comic book banter, I should be compensated for hearing iron man talk, worth less than a thorn upon my paw

[BeetleSlap @BeetleSlap]

Oh hi! Hi hi!!

*redefines you by the mask you use to survive reality, removing your interiority so you are only known as a hollow character trope, which people (especially those you valued most who did not reciprocate!) then enjoy more than they ever did your true unguarded self

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Beatrice asked to play 40k, which seems to be about how much it costs to get into the hobby of collecting monopoly pieces! Hoho! Gene stealers? Space Hulk? Last time a brute took this dogs seed she uh.. ngggh... Beatrice needs to excuse herself for a moment to jerk off

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Oh I get it :3

Feuding with a bunny girl ==
> Hot crossed buns

[BeetleSlap @BeetleSlap]

My main goal is to write ero situations that border on stupid but still make people horny, if you are horny but think I'm a dork and wanna punch me that's the point, if you wanna hold me down and, ah, awa-

*gets pinned down

"W-wait, slow down! Mph~ <3"

[BeetleSlap @BeetleSlap]

*lying through her teeth* Beatrice has created a new type of game that only has one function where you press a button to stop and start a rotating sprite, while she CAN do anything, this simple piece of art tells how we interact with games in a bold way, can she have praise now?