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@Alfhensmith This came up on my TikTok (again) last week and the ‘don’t talk shite’ makes me think of you every single time 😂

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12 hour flight from Munich to Tokyo. It’s 9am here. It’s midnight at home. I’m that tired I don’t know my own name, but let’s try the Japanese rail system out

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In Munich airport, pulled out a ‘guten tag’ to somebody and then had to stand and nod for 5 mins. The German GCSE didn’t hold up

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@DangerFourpence @wav3wave @WideyMcKnacker 😂😂 I just want to be a yellow coat

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@poniesandsodies The UK citizenship test is easy it’s being acknowledged as a local in Kirkburton that’s difficult. I moved to Skelmanthorpe when I was 5. I was always a ‘commer inner’

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The question could be asked why the fuck are we both at Carlisle station at 8.40 on a Saturday morning

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An addition to my irregular series ‘political people in train stations’ I now give you Alastair Campbell in Carlisle Station

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Michael Portillo is at Oxford Rd train station.I will bet it’s in his top 10 worst train stations ever

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@mikeinmcr I went to see it last night. It was brilliant. The whole Kit-Kat club thing really enhanced the experience!

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Has anybody seen Cabaret in London and is it worth it?

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@DangerFourpence Again….

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@mikeinmcr You might have convinced me

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@mikeinmcr I’m going to London next week, I’ve fancied it for a while.

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@DangerFourpence these are meant to be anonymous 🙄

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Dear John, a mid-80s sitcom written by John Sullivan, is just as good as, and arguably superior to, Only Fools And Horses. Kirk and Ralph in particular are two of the greatest sitcom characters ever.

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@idlewildgirl Gonna run and buy a load of stuff I don’t need at 9am

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@masaud_shah I really like it . And Tartuffe

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Saw quite a bold claim in Sale today

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@DangerFourpence Your 2 favourite hobbies gone, just like that

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Sat on a balcony in Tenerife listening to the various different lounge singers from the different bars. The loudest is the Margarita Prachatanesque lady singing ‘Englishman in New York’