Beezleblub

Tiramisu, for You!

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girls b like "boys dont even know labia minora 😂" ok bitch point to vas deferens

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they should make freak pussy jenga where you play jenga and so freak shit wit yo pussy 👀

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everyone is talkign about this movie obsession, well im obsessed with jerking off and cumming into my own mouth! I get no respect!

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remember no nut november? i was busting at a crisp 4AM november 1st

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aliens pmo. "we wont contact earth because they havent perfected space travel" do you have cigarettes? do you have rainbet? fuck off

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explain 67 to your grandma

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im mixed. my mom is white, and my dad grew up poor

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when a piano falls on my head, you're all gonna wish you were nicer to me

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ohhh you're in for it now, son. you messed with the tucker boys

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call shawty The Wheel cuz im tryna chug 12 beers and get behind her

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we dont even let the cuck jerk off

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weighed myself before and after a shit and lost over a pound

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girls: just took this pic of the beach 😊
boys: remember when you saw yo daddy dick n it was big as fuckk 😅

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ironic cuz the riceman was a niceman now im chinese

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not now kitten daddy is rotting

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its enough to make a grown man cum

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who the fuck does he think he is

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when the choppa eat his liver, but it was a polar bear liver, which contains over 10x the recommended daily vitamin A intake, and thus the choppa dies of vitamin A poisoning. retweet!

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poop speedrunner loses world record for washing his hands for the full 20 seconds. missed an easy skip

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ew bitch, is that marinara in my And1 basketball shorts?! haha just kidding, freebleed all you like