I was on a date with my girlfriend. She seemed off. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied “Our relationship is Sam Oliver’s mafia career”
I burst into tears, our relationship was finished.
Holy smokes dudes the freakin’ colts are losing! I don’t give a frick about no damn game! Shoutout to my jabronis in town, we’re coming for that mafia ring - Declanator out! 🤘