Behen Mayawati

Statue Builder, Garland Acceptor, Sandal Wearer, Manuwadi Basher. Almost PM.
Satire? Woh kya hota hai? Hain?
Disclaimer For Idiots - Ye Parody Account Hai

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I think it is time this parody account should come out of retirement. What do you guys think?

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Sitara? I am the bloody Sun. And I shall rise again! @SabRaj_Parody @Citizen_o_India @SushmaSwaraj

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@iamGunjanGrunge @sbseBda_bakchod eww right back at ya boy. Not in a millu9n years, I have much better standards. #AukatMeinAao

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@ndtv Become a journalist? Even us parody politicians have standards. And @MalluJat ? Don't you get confused about which caste to vote for?

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@parihoonmain_ ye parody account ka parody kab se aa gaya bhai?

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We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.

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@gkhamba To be fair, Stewart is as funny as Shekhar Suman.

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@indian_dalit Sigh. You idiot, this is a parody account! Stop answering as of you're talking to the real Mayawati. No wonder she lost.

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@indian_dalit Nothing will help the BSP if all supporters are as stupid as you. Read my profile- this is a parody account.

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@aanandmishra @narendramodi I will never support your bad grammar in English.

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@0mprakashyadav nahi, bus tujhe bevakoof samjha hai. Chootiye, parody account ka matlab nahi samajh aata?

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@ShivRamGupta3 तब तक तो मैं USA की प्रधान मंत्री बन जाउंगी।

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@vijayvij9 खुद हारते हो EVM को blame करते हो. पहले मेहनत क्यों नहीं किये? #losers

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@shaktishukla9 @dna @BJP4India wants to make only Baniyas billionaires. I only want to make myself a billionaire. #MyInclusiveIsOnlyMe

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@satpalmaharajji लोल ! आपको देख कहावत याद आती है- बिन पेंदे का लोटा ।

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@sunetrac @NDTVElections Isn't he the one who is supposed to arrest it?

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I should be allowed a quota of more than 140 characters on Twitter. #MyBitOnAnyCasteDebate

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I have naturally decibel levels. Arnab took me on as a spiritual guru and that is how he can shout down any guest.

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My best claim to the post of PM is that Arnab doesn't dare interview me. #ArnabScaredofMaya

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The stupidity of some people knows no bounds. They still don't realize this is a parody account.