BehindFratDoors

Just the drunken ramblings of my brothers I hear outside my door every night, read at your own risk...this could get ugly.

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spring break where ya at?! need some beach time asap 🌞 #sickofsnow

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if we have class tomorrow there's going to be a lot of struggling students on campus #snowday #shitfaced

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"lets all grow out our bushes and then walk around wakarusa naked" -anonymous

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"do cops count bongs as bongs if they don't work?"

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"I've been drunk the past 9 Super Bowls, it's cool"

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"I'd let somebody taze my balls for half an O...."

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we found nug in a dopeless place

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don't even worry a-barred it we're pretty oxy-content right now

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"I love bars and weed...and milk. that's it"

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that last tweet was referring to my newest slam

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"well I didn't used to be slutty, that is until I found the dick god of the world.."

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B-E-A-utifil

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the first chicken finger Friday of the semester can't come soon enough #hangoverfood #heaven

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where's the nearest strip club

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"I wanna live in the woods, climb trees make fires and eat little shitty animals ya know?"

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getting a little weird before the new workaholics episode #tightbutthole

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if she's waiting til marriage I'm packing my bags

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she didn't even make my bed this morning...

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do you think roofies are expensive..?

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is it time to be back in fayetteville yet? summer's getting real old real fast