behnaz

real G’s move in silence like lasagna

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

No one tells women how much of their adult life is spent cleaning the hair off their floors.

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

@Delta boarded a flight where I was asked to check my carry on bag because there was no more overhead space only to get on the flight with ample overhead space. Why don’t you just put in a policy where the cabin crew notifies space availability before they arbitrarily bag check

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

Lattes are just coffee flavored milk

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"Is that the movie where they live in Versailles" - my fiancé when asked to watch Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

thank your "we'll figure it out at the end" people for being part time accountants for the friend group

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

Thinking about the time a tech bro told me he doesn’t take public transportation bc he can optimize work time in Ubers 🫠

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

I wish there was an alarm on your chai pot that told you when it’s about to spill over

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

@shivalry92 Dude I’m about to fly it for the first time on Wednesday 😅😅

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

And it high key worked!

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

Immigrant Daughter 101: my physician mother recommends dousing myself in mustard oil to beat influenza

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

I love being a city girl but the second I see a rat I curse the ground I walk on

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

Every long weekend after the age of 28 is a wedding

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

I have this recurring dream that I woke up late and missed taking the ACT and then I wake up and remind myself that no worries you’re just an anxious adult🤗

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

Planning life events with a resident physician is really like "I have to work all of next months weekends but I can fit in the second Tuesday of the ghost of Christmas past- the month after"

[Sara @MissSara729]

I was at the highland park parade. I was in the direct line of fire. I’m ok as is my family but I’m done with thoughts and prayers

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

@satejsoman ?

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If your family doesn’t have an eid morning fight you’re lying

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

Living on earth is so expensive

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

@yungcocoabuttr Cue sound "I’m extremely confused"

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

Someone sent me an email in comic sans and recalled it immediately

[behnaz @Behnaaaaz222]

Sydney Carton was like the OG "nice guy"