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[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

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[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

Boy: What should I order?
Girl: A coffee for me and an ambulance for yourself.
Boy: Ambulance for me why?
Girl: Because my dad is standing at the entrance and he saw both of us.

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Boy and Girl were sitting in a car.
Girl: Where are we going?.
Boy: On a long drive.
Girl: You did not tell me earlier you naughty boy.
Boy: I also got to know that right now.
Girl: How?.
Boy: The brakes are not working.

[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

Girlfriend- Do you love me?
Boyfriend- Yes
Girlfriend- If I will die then you will cry?
Boyfriend- Yes, very much.
Girlfriend - Show me how much will you cry.
Boyfriend - First show me how will you die.

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Girl: I like people who don't fear death.
Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!.

[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

Ed Sheeran: Darling, I will be loving you till we are 70...
What girls hear: Oh! So you're going to dump me at 71!

[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

Girl: How was the first date?
Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!

[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.
Girl: Hey?
Boy: I can't sleep.
Girl: But I can... Good Night!

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Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?
Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.
Girl: Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you!

[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood?
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?
Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?

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Girl: I'm not like other girls.
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!

[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

Dosti di dastan jado waqt sunave ga….
Mainu ek shaks jaroor yaad ayuga…
Bhul jan gay jindgi de sare gum…
Jadon tere naal bitaya oh pal yaad ayuga.

[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

Deedar tere nu asin tarasde haan
Tainu ki pata kinna tere layi tadapde haan
Tere dil di gal tere hothaan rahi padhde haan
Tu haje vi puchhda hain,ki tainu kinna pyaar karde haan?

[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,
Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;
Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,
par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin.

[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

BABA BULLEY SHAH farmaya
Kalyan ishq kamna okha
Kisy nu yaar banana okha
Payar payar te har koi boly
Kar k payar nibhana okha
Har koi dokhaan te hass lenda ae
Kisi da darrd wandana okha
Galaan nal nai rutby mildy
Jogi bhes watana okha
Koi kisy di gaal nai sunda
Lokaan nu samjhana

[Beigh Javid @Beighjavid786]

Aundi hai usdi yaad kise peer di tarah,
Pathra nu cheer k kise teer di tarah!!…..
Eh sach hai kI mai Ranjha na ban sakya,
Per ohnu mai chahya ik heer di tarah!!…