beiju

I make web apps and robots. Sometimes they even work. Now @[email protected].

[beiju @Beiju]

oh no

[beiju @Beiju]

now thats what i like to see

[beiju @Beiju]

@segoknot i’m also cursed with the knowledge of what it really means and so i will well-actually your well-actually. it’s a different fallacy where you assume the conclusion in your argument. e.g. “god is infallible because the bible says so and the bible is true because god is infallible”

[beiju @Beiju]

one of my favorite things online is watching a random video from a youtube channel that has an established thing going. “as usual we start by putting the bike in the vice” yeah i guess we do! “as we know, cable saws aren’t great for chopping firewood” haha we sure do know that

[beiju @Beiju]

@segoknot

[beiju @Beiju]

i wanted my little i-told-you-so about the tech but the important story is uber exploiting its workers

[beiju @Beiju]

five years ago everyone called me a self-driving pessimist. strangely no one’s said that lately

[beiju @Beiju]

i still insist on using twitter through a third party app and gradually more and more of my timeline is discussing new twitter features that i’ll never see. eventually that’s all that will be left and then maybe i’ll be free of this place for good

[beiju @Beiju]

@BlaseballNews hands down https://t.co/RWNKpb83Rj

[joel a clark @joel_a_clark]

@BiffIfh @SIBROfficial don’t ask me, i’m just the guy putting the fork in the microwave and pressing the go button

[beiju @Beiju]

@okayhollis The Simp of Amigara Fault

[beiju @Beiju]

horses deserve hands

[“Alex” @mangopdf]

"So you know when you’re flopping about at home, minding your own business, drinking from your water bottle in a way that does not possess any intent to subvert the Commonwealth of Australia?"
https://t.co/OCvJKODTTZ

[beiju @Beiju]

then who was phone

[beiju @Beiju]

“add steel wool to my shopping list”
> added “the world” to your shopping list

[beiju @Beiju]

just had to tell my phone to delete the world so if you experience a sudden lack of existence i apologize

[beiju @Beiju]

perhaps the long-standing tradition of giving students bullshit restrictions that they figure out how to defeat wasn’t the best idea

[✨franzi✨ @SamVimesBoots]

@mcclure111 Turns out instead that some infected students are sneaking in side doors, deliberately breaking the app that shows whether or not you have building access, refusing to cooperate with contract tracers, and repeatedly returning to testing sites in an effort to get a negative test

[beiju @Beiju]

@okayhollis the exact opposite. klaus, aka claus, aka santa, the opposite of grinch

[beiju @Beiju]

fuck it, i currently live alone, i can take a bite from the loaf if i want to

[beiju @Beiju]

@hormsefacts horses have no taste. you heard it here first

[SamanthaZero @SamanthaZero]

Hey friends, I have a lead on a project for a unity programmer. If you're a queer person with experience in unity and multiplayer / network programming please hit me up!

And hey if you're not, why not help spread the word?