TiaBeanie

I wanted to be a mermaid but I’m just a slowly drowning human

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I don’t like to wear my glasses because I don’t want strangers to see my weakness

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Almost cried today when I had to put on hard pants

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Don’t ask me how brunch is. You already know it’s bottomless and I’m not wearing pants.

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Getting back into painting and my biggest accomplishment is that SO FAR I haven’t dunked my paint brushes in my tea

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Nothing but bagel seasoning lol

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I miss painting. I want to try and create on a larger scale

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@cute_bbii Having the exact same problem currently

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There’s a lot of things I want to tweet after finding out wild stuff about someone I used to know but honestly we know entirely too much about each other in general and I wish I could just go to sleep.

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Today is going way better than I ever would’ve guessed

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Sometimes I hurt my own feelings

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

I wish I was this lil puffball mushroom resting in the grass 🥹

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@moosechildd Me 💅🏻

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I think I’m getting worse at giving high fives.

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@cute_bbii Come see me next time! I do nails now 😍

[Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw]

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

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One of these days I’ll have a kitchen with more than two drawers…

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@Morgs415

[Sav. @SavannahClawson]

Dressed as my supervisor's feedback on my PhD thesis for Halloween because nothing is scarier than reality
😱😱😱
#phdlife #phdchat #phdmemes

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@eWINNINGw Thanks! I had to be warm at red rocks last night lol

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At the airport on Halloween and I’ve only seen 3 costumes. So far very disappointed….