BaristaNYC

Outbursts of a barista in the city that never sleeps!

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

I AM NO LONGER A BARISTA! :(

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

At work:

Customer: you don’t talk very much!
Me: Yeah, I am a barista not a psychoanalyst. #BaristaLife

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

@icassassin 😂😂😂

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A customer just gave me his business card... what am I supposed to do with that? #MondayMotivation #BaristaLife

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@icassassin Done ✅ hahaha

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@BeingBarista Make it into a tiny paper airplane.

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

I just can’t with this playlist anymore... I know all the lyrics by heart! #BaristaLife

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

Dear Customer,

If you’re running late for your appointment, don’t be mad at your barista because you can’t wait for your drink.

#BaristaLife

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

As a barista in #NYC:

Manager: There is a dead rat in the basement. Would you take care of it?
Me: I’m sorry but I am not getting paid enough for that!

#BeingBarista #BaristaLife

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

Nothing like getting your week started with a Health Department Inspection 🙄 #HappyMonday #BeingBarista #BaristaLife

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

As a Barista:

Customer: Hi, I can’t connect to the wifi. Can you please come check my computer?

Me: Sorry, I’m not a Help Desk Person, I’m just the barista!

#BaristaLife #BeingBarista

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

First customer of the day was a Midtown Office Bitch... Feeling that is going to be a Looooong Friday! 🙄#FridayFeeling #BaristaLife #BeingBarista

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Happy Friday! #BeingBarista #BaristaLife #coffeelovers

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If I made a heart on your latte, it doesn’t mean I have a crush on you. It’s because that’s the only latte art I know how to make, ok? #beingbatista #baristalife

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

I am #NowPlaying this #Song in tribute to an #AlmondLatte customer that I had this morning!
#BeingBarista #BaristaLife

https://t.co/4XgdhrwyZL

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

Good Morning Coffee Drinkers! #BeingBarista #BaristaLife #HappyThursday

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

Today I had an almond chocolate croissant... it was so old and hard, it seemed more like a biscotti. I even dipped it in my coffee! 😑

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Also I don’t trust people who drink decaf! #beingbarista #baristalife

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

Is there anything more disgusting than the smell of decaf coffee?

[BaristaNYC @BeingBarista]

What is your favorite flavor for a “Christmas Latte” ? #MerryChristmas