Valentina Guerra

Actor. Dreamer. There is no spoon. NYC born and raised, @MIT educated, and Meisner trained. She/her.

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

Me when the white of the egg is not fully cooked: ehhh I don’t know if I should eat this

Also me: *licks batter containing raw eggs off spoon and bowl without any hesitation*

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

We should all take care of da Earth! It is da only planet with cookies on it! 🍪🌎#EarthDay

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

The ultimate banger

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

C is for Cookie!

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

That Shakira performance. Whew🔥🔥🔥 #VMAs

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA googling if they can still go to brunch during a hurricane.

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

Saw it yesterday and it’s a fun movie for everyone. Please go support! #BlueBeetle

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

@ElvisDuranShow Hey guys. Was today’s show uploaded? I’m seeing a Best Of show on my end, on multiple podcast platforms. 😕

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

My dentist: Open wide

Me: K. So what do YOU think happened to them??

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

No one:

Me texting a friend I’ve been out of touch with for years: Hey girlie! How ya been? Omg this titanic thing is wild, huh???

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

I’m obsessed with this story

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Jessie Armstrong
Jamie Carragher
Susan Soon He Stanton
Alice Birch
Miriam Battye
Georgia Pritchett
Tony Roche
Nathan Elston
Jon Brown
Callie Hersheway
Will Tracy
Lucy Prebble
Jonathan Glatzer
Ted Cohen
Anna Jordan
Mary Laws
Will Arbery

#Succession writers.

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

I will exhaust all street options before attempting to park in a Trader Joe’s parking lot

[Emma Pope @emmerpope]

Off-leash dog owners

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

All I know is, when the robots take over, they're gonna spare me because I'm polite to them now. I say please and thank you when I talk to AI.

All of y'all who are rude to Siri, Alexa, ChatGPT, etc, who snap at them when they make a mistake...they'll be coming for you first.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

You can take away me blue checkmark, but me cookies are off limits!

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

Hubby: Are you gonna be ready in time?
Me: I mean my hair’s done, my makeup’s done, all I gotta do is get dressed.
Him: That wasn’t my question.

🙄😂

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

@CarlosReyesHail Thank you ☺️

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

Catch me on an all new episode of Quantum Leap tonight!

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

@blackfloorent ☺️☺️☺️

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

This is important. Also just learned there’s a Tollywood.

On another note, RRR is easily the most exciting movie I’ve watched in a long time. And the two main actors, between acting, dancing and stunts, worked their whole asses off!! Highly recommend.

[Louie_Ge @Louie_Ge_]

Ohhhhhh

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

@teresapalooza Yesssssss thank you!!

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

@marioxcarrasco I meant Peacock!

[Valentina Guerra @BeingValentina]

@marioxcarrasco Thanks- it’ll be on Hulu tomorrow if you don’t wanna stay up late 🙂