Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪

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[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

Siku ya house hunting keja zote hukua na maji. Time ushamove in unapata maji hukam only on the third Tuesday of every third month of a leap year.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

O jewa ke eng ?

[Nairobi version]

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

@Scarlet_tpo @brokensuit44 @Kalasinga_ But wouldn’t adding such features move it from that price point? Most cars with rear comfort features cost way more in that category.

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

@inglorious_bat Only issue with this gen of T6 is mainly fuel consumption. I can bet you this car has zero issues that might cost too much to fix.

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

@Kalasinga_ 550 nm 🔥

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

Never believe sirkal is helpless 😅. They just don’t consider it a problem big enough to address.

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

@alexmwanzo Tbh this is light work for @ntsa_kenya if they wanted to. I believe the government is all about prioritizing and if they focus NTSA’s and National Traffic Police energy even just for a week on Matatus/bodas, they can streamline such madness within days .

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

@alexmwanzo Tbh this is light work for @ntsa_kenya if they wanted to. I believe the government is all about prioritizing and if they focus NTSA’s and National Traffic Police energy even just for a week on Matatus/bodas, they can streamline such madness within days .

[COLLEGE DROPOUT @Dokuh9]

Napitia bookmarks nkapatana na hii, tumetoka mbali as a country 😂😂

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

It’s not even a driving school thing, ni Tania mbaya tu 💀.

People even exit highways suddenly from the inner lane.

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

Nairobi is full of Driving school drop outs who switch lanes at the roundabout.

[Real Kimani @RealKaruga]

Everyone in Kenya knows an "Ebenezer shop" somewhere😂😂😂

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

@Kalasinga_ I agree. Very composed look. Almost that understated look that Volvos have.

[Ishu Agrawal @ishuagra02]

@ParikPatelCFA Chipotle is an AI company confirmed

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

@kiruti It’s almost as if they don’t want you to see the speed limit signage just so they can get you on the fines 💀

[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

Simba coach iliwahi Haribika tukitoka Busia 2015 ikabidi watueke kwa simba ingine hapo kericho Alafu wakatupea crate za soda tukalie. Bus ilikuwa inachapa brakes tunasonga na crates zetu hadi kwa dere kumgotea. Worst trip of my life

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

Btw this is what some drivers consider being fast on the road.

[Sting @Mamushkhaimuna]

Kucheza na simu kwa choo, kucheza na pin kwa choo,kucheza na mboro kwa Kuma anyways huku nje mna mchezo sana

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

I believe Tilisi houses (zile za 30 millions) have heated floors.

Doesn’t help the situation outside though💀

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Nahurumia watu wanaishi Tilisi.
Even the hottest day in Nairobi, Tilisi is usually chilly.
Wanasema you don't even need a fridge. Perishables unaweka kwa balcony na ziko tu sawa

Laundry hawafanyi. Nguo zikichafuka, wananunua zingine.

Showering is once every 8 business days

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Why would you see a CCTV in a dormitory and the first thought is how someone can take advantage, some of you hamko sawa you're just projecting your perversion

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

@waweru @B3laze Too many. Some quacks in Ngara crisscrossed wrong wires on my car and cost me an arm and a leg to get it fixed right by someone who knows what they’re doing.

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

The fact that this thought can occur in your head shows how filthy and immoral you are as a person.

Shame on you! Those are children man 😡.

[b.m @mrdwag_]

Me ningekuwa na monitor hzo CCTV ningekuwa nambao kila saa mamae😂

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

@Ritwagauto @Kamtu_Ka_Chai Hawa ni wale watu wa rumors tu because anyone that has owned or knows Volvos understands how reliable they are unless you just outright mess them up. The 1.6 fomoco is problematic but they also don’t die as long as there’s preventative maintenance

[Kenyan Citizen 🇰🇪 @BeingWesh]

@dklaston @alexmwanzo Looks like poor maintenance. Hapa 3m iko sawa because you might need a whole 1m to restore it to mint condition. Kwanza Volvo umefunguliwa bits and pieces ogopa💀.