Being Student

I F***ing Hate school!

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I have two moods:

sleep is for the weak
sleeping for a week

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Signs that He Really Likes You - https://t.co/6jCxLxcY9x

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Tricks to Help Build Muscle - https://t.co/iPB4zsw17W

[Being Student @Beingg_Student]

My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

[Being Student @Beingg_Student]

i swear the last 1% of battery lasts longer than the other 99%

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can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

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getting older is scary can i stop

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can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

[Being Student @Beingg_Student]

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

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OH MY GOD HES CALLED STITCH BECAUSE HE'S WHAT PULLS THEIR FAMILY TOGETHER

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My relationship is a lot like an iPad. I don't have an iPad.

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I’m in shape

Unfortunately that shape is a potato

[Being Student @Beingg_Student]

if Emma Watson graduated from brown university while simultaneously filming 5 major Hollywood films, u can make it thru today

[Being Student @Beingg_Student]

I want to drop everything and just travel the world with someone who wants to just as much as I do

[Being Student @Beingg_Student]

i’m at that stage where i dont even have time to pretend i like some fake bitches

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i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

[Being Student @Beingg_Student]

I hate when people lie to me. But what pisses me off the most is when people think I'm dumb enough to believe it.

[Being Student @Beingg_Student]

Let’s play a game called how long can I put off my assignment until I start stressing out

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My sleeping pattern is currently non-existent.

[Being Student @Beingg_Student]

Easiest way to stop giving a fuck? Never start.