SaM

Chasing Flavours, Protein Goals and Creating Memories| Generously donating my unsolicited opinions on almost everything

[SaM @BeingunrealSam]

I asked my 4.5 y/o nephew how much he loves me and he answered, " Four Zero Forty." Then he immediately changed his response and said, " Nah, Five Zero Fifty."

Btw, he has just learnt how to count to 50 at school.

I guess that's his way of saying I'm one of those he loves the most in his life.

[SaM @BeingunrealSam]

@ATRightMovies

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@ATRightMovies Erin Brockovich

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@Yuvyan_Malhan These are pseudo feminists.

[Yuvyan Malhan @Yuvyan_Malhan]

Not a single woman in these protests has spoken without hurling abusive slurs.

"Melony ki ch*** me ghus ja,
modi ki ma ch*** dia jyega,
biwi ko chhodke desh ko ch* kya"

And these are the people being called feminists?

it feels like profanity has become a synonym for feminism.

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@ATRightMovies Sloshed

[SaM @BeingunrealSam]

Thoda toh apne se likh lo kuch. Sab ke sab copy paste! 😦

[SaM @BeingunrealSam]

When did we grow this old that instead of expecting gifts from someone else, we started gifting ourselves the things we love?
I love watches and this birthday, I treated myself to this one.

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@Yuvyan_Malhan 😅😅

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And sometimes the loneliest, too!

[Abhi @abhim3010]

The best Saturdays aren't always the busiest. Sometimes they're the quietest.

#Saturday

[~D~ दीप्തി~ @DeeInMargins]

I haven’t seen such levels of uncouth, salacious behaviour among the collective female class, except in Delhi. Atleast on social media.
Am I misinformed?

[SaM @BeingunrealSam]

@venom1s The best thing GenZs can do is abuse. "Walking dictionary of swear words"

[SaM @BeingunrealSam]

@ShashankBhatn13 @Being_Humor Bhayi, keep an eye. Kabhi kabhi discount deta hai X. Tum tab half price mein khareed lena.

[SaM @BeingunrealSam]

@cryptic_tadka @Being_Humor I don't mind checking myself out in the mirror for a few more minutes.

[SaM @BeingunrealSam]

Didn't think it's feasible to buy a Stanley, so bought this @Boldfit_India 's tumbler instead. Just wondering if the water from this tumbler will keep me equally hydrated as a Stanley.

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@hunnykumar1908 Bhayi, woh paneer bhi chicken wali gravy mein hi banate hai. Or vegetarians wahi ungli chaat chaat k khaate.

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@vaayfarer 😂😂

[Bong Political Doctor 🧡 @bong_politics]

Take it lightly

But 3 idiots mein Phungsuk wangdu ne bhi paper leak hi kiya tha 😹😹