Calabaza culona

Poliamorosa, filmmaker y bisexual, en ese orden @dltproducciones

[「A Star Named Sun」 @AtlasPlus_]

My parents are such romantics that they did this shoot when they were just dating and it’s always been hung up in our guest bathroom

[jock @jockcult]

A internet entrando em colapso descobrindo que a Kristen Bell realmente sabe cantar na vida real e não era autotune kkkk

O pior são as crianças no estádio tentando entender porque uma mulher de meia idade tem a voz da Anna do Frozen

[kenzie @kenziesoleil]

i am not even kidding i would immediately remove anyone from my life that feels comfortable talking to me like this

[skipppppy 🍉//COMMS OPEN!! @skipppppy_art]

You ask a winter enjoyer why they like winter and it’s always some variation of “staying inside getting cozy with a blanket.” They never enjoy walking home in the pitch black at 4pm or freezing while waiting for the bus. You don’t like winter you like central heating

[冷凍芭蕉 @TPatbat]

Y’all get what this is, right? Just by touching you with these gloves, cops can literally force your body to involuntarily spasm in a way that looks enough like “resisting arrest” on a bodycam video to justify beating your brains out & shooting you dead consequence-free

[Florian (Échange Climatique) @Echangesclimat]

We know actually

[niamh 🫧 @jareaussy]

THIS IS SENDING MEEE

[Ροδρίγεζ🌾⭐⭐ @SMAPLC]

Estos

[h de hornet @osakicarmen]

no sé yo eh

[ę @escuvigalleto]

no puedes grabarte dando discursos pareciendo un personaje de gym tony

[luci is a star @hxranpankow]

oye yo no les pido una carrera de física y el máster de astrofísica pero es que no dieron conocimiento del medio en el colegio???? porque en el libro de santillana te lo explicaban de locos 🙏🏻

[Travesti que Habla 🏳️‍⚧️ @odaradeverdade]

O casamento gay é permitido somente em 38 países, enquanto o casamento infantil é legalizado em aproximadamente 117 países.

Isso diz tanto sobre a sociedade em que vivemos

[Lanaphoria @Lanaphoria]

thinking about him rn

[xendi @Xendi0]

Please stay until he reveals the country I’m so fucking sorry this is too funny

[V F A @volviovf]

Que carliyo el nervio es subnormal perdido!!????? Que roro es una puta retrasada???!!??? No me lo puedo creer, qué será lo proximo, decir que lola lolita es imbecil

Esto es una puta caza de brujas

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

They start sexualizing girls’ clothing before girls can even talk, then act shocked when teenage girls don’t register what “covered” looks like. That’s not an accident, that’s conditioning.

[Mario @PiedrafitaMario]

No es un escándalo. Es un orgullo.

[A. 🌸 🧚‍♀️ @Romegirl_]

Yo siempre os dije que el Carliyo y Natalia eran subnormales. Problema vuestro haberles seguido y alimentado su retraso mental

[Cachopeira Los Cachopos del Paraíso @ranafacista]

Vais a flipar cuando descubráis que hay peña a la que le hace ilusión ver las estrellas (sí, esas que se ven todas las noches) o ver el mar cuando hay oleaje (sí, ese que está ahí todos los días) o nose macho disfrutar de las cosas bonitas.