Beks

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

#boymath is saying, “age is just a number.”

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

*My high school friend and I looking at pictures of boys from childhood*

“His dad is hotter than he is.”

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

Can we have a Plato’s Closet for grown women please?

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

The millennial female urge to treat your dog to build a bear workshop.

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

While we’re on the adulting subject, why are kitchen trash cans $200+?!

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

Normalize partying at your parents house in your late twenties.

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

2019. Matched with someone on hinge. He wasn’t the one, but I never unfriended him on fb. Well, he just posted pics from his wedding and I am taking that shit personally LOL

[Reality Betty @BeRealitymemes]

Shrek overhearing this conversation in his swamp. #thebachelor

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

Am I the only one who thinks Zach planned this shiz? He wants the other women to break up with him. He’s the villain; don’t believe it, ladies! #thebachelor

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

Just threw a pity out arty for myself bc I don’t fit into any of the clothes I purchased for myself when I was 19 years old.

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

@KarenKilgariff “overinvolvment red flag” is my new favorite term #mfm

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

Comic sans should be banned in schools.

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

This is a public service announcement for all @theofficetv fans: DO NOT WATCH THE PATIENT on @hulu

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

I just realized am the trivia team member who asks “does anyone need anything?” & stands in line for beer & knows the occasional 2010s pop culture answer.

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

On today’s episode of “Am I old now or just lame?”: I really enjoyed my bf rubbing my aching lower back while I was grinding on him at the club last night.

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

If your Christmas lights are still up— STOP being selfish! It’s almost my birthday. #Aquarius

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

No one responds to me when I tell them my dog is 19 months old. Idk what what says about the people I meet.

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

#TheCDCsays

Nothing, you idiots, CDC’s dead. He’s locked in my basement.

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

Still f’ing waiting and we are three months from W2s being due. WYA IRS?

[Beks @Bekagroh10]

Has anyone seen my tax return? I can’t find it and I’m about to go on vacation.

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I love Google.