Bekah Pausch

I’m probably thinking about pasta salad

[Bekah Pausch @BekahPausch]

@HannahBo_Bannah NO

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

I’ve been engaged for less than 72 hours and I’m just wondering…

Why is everyone’s first question, “when is the wedding?”

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

wonder how many times it will take me hoisting my sister onto my back and into my unlocked window until we remember to make an extra key.
but it’s not twice, I can tell you that.

[Bekah Pausch @BekahPausch]

@HannahBo_Bannah This hurts my heart. I’m sorry friend. I’m so proud of all that you are!

[Bekah Pausch @BekahPausch]

@kevinsinger0 Read it and weep, Kevin

[Bekah Pausch @BekahPausch]

Well, best friends,
I almost made it to 25 without pooping my pants…
….
…
almost

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

@BekahPausch

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

Honey?!
We have guests over!!!
Get the fancy mugs ☕️

[Bekah Pausch @BekahPausch]

@HannahBo_Bannah I’m honey. Honey is me

[Bekah Pausch @BekahPausch]

@HannahBo_Bannah @sarahybethy I appreciate your defense of my honor @HannahBo_Bannah

[Bekah Pausch @BekahPausch]

@HannahBo_Bannah The fact that I don’t even know what goes in a martini tells me that I will be drinking everything BUT martinis out of those glasses.

But cheers to dad! 🥂

[Bekah Pausch @BekahPausch]

Me: *teaching young minds, shaping the future
2nd grade student: “you wear that sweater a lot”
Me: “yeah it’s one of my favorites”
Student: “well it looks bad”
Me:

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

Person: so you like musicals. What’s your favorite?

Me: you know, I just like the classics.

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

Hi, yes.
Have you ever considered that Solomon’s issue with his hundreds of wives and concubines was less about the fact that women are soooo difficult to be married to, and more about Solomon trying to fill his need for God with women and sex?

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

Me: oh I love the city so much. I would absolutely adore to live in a small studio apartment.

Also me: one day I will live completely off the grid. I will grow my own produce and be fully dependent on the land and the land only!!!

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

my sister and I in the car on a road trip with my sister in law explaining the Olivia, Josh, and Sabrina love triangle

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

When I see white Jesus pics on Easter

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

Two things are true today:
Jesus is risen and I am always late to church (indeed).