Bekah Britton

When I die, bury me in nutritional yeast

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“ if it doesn’t blink, I don’t trust it."

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I am not thrilled with this abundance of air

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@Pi_Slicer This is what I feared..

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Is working out to classical music a red flag?

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@AndrewRecord Or tamarind

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Lacroix, but savory.

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@AndrewRecord Tomato basil or jalapeño specifically

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“I’m fine! I’ve been on several ladders.”

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“Here I am shoveling down gravy, when there’s dessert?!”

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Getting invited to the D&D session is the white equivalent to getting invited to the cookout.

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“It’s Goldilocks on the thickness”

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“But that depends on if you value human life.”

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@Pi_Slicer Spooky bees

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“That’s daddy’s meat spot”

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@softcrate I saw a 70 year old woman with an anti-gun, pro gun control shirt the other day. Magical.

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@Pi_Slicer I think you just figured out how to defeat the Taliban

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I can do all things through Prednisone, who strengthens me🙏

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Being a vampire is a dying profession

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“When I wake up it’s either going to work, or it isn’t”

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You call it mood lighting, I call it growing up poor.