Caleb

22, NY, LFGM

[EF Comix @11975MHz]

There's a reason "redneck" is colloquial to the United States

And in all seriousness, if you decide to visit, say, the Mojave or other desert venues here, take sunscreen and PLENTY of water. It was just a few decades ago that a German family decided to drive out into the Mojave unprepared and they all ended up dead.

And if you decide to visit our forests, show up prepared with insect repellent especially in southeast forests. You don't want to be bitten by a Lone Star Tick. Also, keep in mind, unlike European forests, there isn't a village every few kilometers.

There isn't jack shit except for wildlife.

And for fuck's sakes, if you visit Yellowstone, DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING BISON. THEY WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

[Caleb @Belac313]

Update?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Knicks are trading RJ Barrett, Immanuel Quickley and one second-round pick to the Raptors for OG Anunoby, sources said.

[Caleb @Belac313]

Jhostynxon Garcia the Password #metspregame

[Caleb @Belac313]

@Jolly_Olive please make it stop :(

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

David Wright

That guy rocked.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

You’re a fucking liar with blood on your hands.

[Viclis @Viclis_]

A lot of people that joined in after that big tweet are not aware that one of Jacksfilms bits is purposely beating a dead horse, so expect like 50 more of these

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“I’m wearing Juan Soto’s socks, I put on Francisco Lindor’s eye black, and then I used Brandon Nimmo’s lotion. All my teammates, really thankful for the good vibes.”

Pete Alonso after the Mets 5-0 win over the Marlins

[Pollyanna @Dumbwad_goat]

i made mac n cheese :D

[Caleb @Belac313]

Hey @MLBFanSupport the app will not let me log in!

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

Its been six outs and Im already growing dangerously attached to Jonah Tong

[Caleb @Belac313]

RT @Mets: Bats stay hot in ATL 🔥

#MetsWin | #LGM

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Brewers manager Pat Murphy has a pocket pancake

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

No last-minute surprises for the Mets today, per source. Their trade deadline is complete:

-RHP Ryan Helsley
-RHP Tyler Rogers
-LHP Gregory Soto
-OF Cedric Mullins

[Caleb @Belac313]

@w00pmeister Sun’s still out and everything brother