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I don’t remember asking you to be here

[Skip @BelangerConnor]

My inner dad is telling me to crack a cold one after mowing that lawn.
My actual dads saying,"Put that beer down before I kick your ass"

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“I was born in 2007” sounds fake af nobody is born that late bro

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

A new banner going up Detroit..

[Michael Antonelli @BullandBaird]

Honestly, what are we even doing here.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m worried Kim and Kanye’s fighting is gonna pull North West in two different directions

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

Arrest Westbrook, man

[Levi Weaver @ThreeTwoEephus]

I have not laughed this hard before 8am ever, not even once in my life

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Tonight I introduced legislation to ban Members of Congress (and our spouses) from trading stocks.

3/4 of Americans agree!

[mansur🕊️ @mansurshaheen]

hmm. wonder if there is a certain factor here causing these receivers to play so well.

[Skip @BelangerConnor]

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[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Happy birthday, #RubyBridges.

Thank you. 🖤

[Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA]

didnt need this today

[Skip @BelangerConnor]

So when did congress vote to change it from “The Fast lane” to the “Sit on my fucking ass lane”?

[Ash ☀️ @ashpainix]

if they don't know what this is from they're too young x