I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler)

A crack account for out-of-context quotes from our social circle

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

"He ate ALL that dirt?"

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

Adam (mid-rant): OH, AI, CAN YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR ME PLEASE-

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

Me: every time I gift you something smaller than a phone, you break it
Adam: I just have to investigate

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

"I was so blinded by my rhetoric; I thought paracetamol and livers lived in harmony" - Adam

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

"The Ghosts of International Book Day Past" - Adam

[A Festive Snoot @Large_Snout]

On my days off I usually just walk around the house aimlessly saying a repeat of 4-5 voice lines like an NPC

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

He can't get away

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

Adam: I've played Super Mario Sunshine
Me: is that the one where he wears a hat

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

wuh-oh

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

Adam (horrified): "these sheep have no knowledge of exquisite design-"

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

"Who's blasting Justin Timberlake? Oh, it's me" - Doctor Meehan

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

"We're all queer here. Except I'm queer in the sense that I'm an oddity-" - Doctor Meehan

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

Adam: I could message Jarman right now saying I hate him and I never want to see him again and he'd probably reply with ❤️ and still show up on New Year's Eve

[A Festive Snoot @Large_Snout]

This kit slapped, you could make a lie detector which I put together one evening. Once I got it to work I began shaking and was on the verge of tears out of pure excitement as if I'd had a major breakthrough in a lifelong scientific endeavour

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

(Adam sharing his chips with me)
"Thanks Adam, you're so.... communist."
Adam:
Me: "the best bits"
Adam:
Me: "not like animal farm"

[cree 中 @thozaarmitage]

"he's insane for this" and its just rhys darby with pretty lights and stayin' alive, playing in the back

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

Really unimpressed with BG3's graphics so far

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

"THIS IS JUST LIKE SEX" - Doctor
Meehan

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

This is so @basedpestilence

[I'm Playing Bejeweled (Goblin/Gobbler) @BelievaInEva]

Adam: she looks so angry in this - she looks like she's gonna kill yer