🍃🖤

Culer 💙❤️

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

There’s nothing you want to tell GenZ about 2face Idibia, can never get it.

So I really understand it when they think it’s just nostalgia…

See, leave all the solo songs everyone is posting first

That Plantashun Boiz era alone bro… 2baba is NOT EVERYONE’s favs’ mate.

[仮免インプ @Kamen_GDA]

4年間連れ添ってくれた彼女が妻になってくれました。

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

One has to be stupid for the relationship to work, and it can’t be me!

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

My relationships fail because women want me to be stupid but I just can't do it

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

My relationships fail because women want me to be stupid but I just can't do it

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I’ll use this to explain something..

So this is the average 9ja home growing up…

Boys and girls having to grow up not hugging their parents/siblings.. We just didn’t get to visibly see showing of love/compassion at home even though we could k!ll for our brothers and sisters.. But to verbally say “I love you” to them and in some cases HUG THEM genuinely na problem.

I’ll cite example from a Yoruba Boy angle…

The typical Yoruba home.. You prostrate for your parents.. And you’re mandated to call your older ones ‘Boda/Aunty’.. And of course, your younger ones get to call you that too.

So that line for hugging don first blur by virtue of what we uphold.

I’m driving somewhere.. stay with me.

Now imagine both genders growing from that in the average Nigerian home.. Then later in life, one gender is just magically expected to be ‘romantic’ in a western way

Like yo! The average omo boy literally LEARNT how to give warm hugs and enjoy it as adults bro!!!

How do we magically go from that to designing the room with rose petals and buying flowers/scented candles and all ?

Where on earth in our reality did that depict love growing up ?

The trait/gesture is COMPLETELY alien to us

You don’t get it… I’ve never touched a ‘rose petal’ in my entire life bruh.. Where I wan see am ?
Scented flower ?… Ki lo’n je be ???

We’d be trying to learn these things as adults then they’ll still go ahead and call it “bare minimum” just coz they see it online from people creating content every other time and they read it on wattpad

You see how the average 9ja Man would rather take you to go and eat and/or send you money than design one nonsense room with petals ?

It’s a matter of familiar and unfamiliar gestures.

That whole thing feels like bullsh!t to him… And we lowkey know it doesn’t mean much to you Ladies too.. But westernization + seeking validation + social media pepper-them ti fe ba aye yin je.

Let me extend it a little..

You think the average bobo is freaked about planning proposals, bridal shower, white wedding, gender reveal and all those foreign dubs ?

lol mchew!!

I’ll end on this note..

Ask yourself how EVERYTHING our fathers wanted and expected from our mothers as wives are still the same thing modern Men want from their Women(wives).

But the things our mothers wanted from our Fathers, modern Women are expecting x100 from modern Men.

One-sided modernization isonu.

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

@yaygha

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

Mourinho: one of you is going to get me sacked
Mbappe: is it me sir?

Mbappe left group

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Teacher: The exam will be easy.

Question 1: Is Barca attacking or defending?

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

Money is not enough

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

HOW DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES RELATE TO THEIR PRESIDENTS😂😂😂😂😂

[Motionz Samzy 🇳🇬 @samzy_yt]

Some people call it arrogance; I call it knowing your lane without needing to block someone else’s road.
Not every attraction is a good match, and not every mismatch is an insult. You can admire someone, respect their achievements, and still recognize that your lifestyles, ambitions, values, or social circles may not align.
The real wisdom is knowing what you bring to the table and having enough self-awareness to understand what kind of table you actually belong at.
Exceptions will always exist. They’re exceptions precisely because they aren’t the rule.
The goal isn’t to rank people. It’s to know yourself well enough to stop forcing mismatched equations and calling the resulting confusion love.

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

@Sugarboyadeola1 Your life don tinubu

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

I enter bathroom to watch documentary on human reproduction but Mtn just Dey do rubbish since

[ConsultAClown #KillWilcox @chaosinmud]

@RegistaCall don’t wanna get into incel manosphere talking points, but this happens when your partner is in a different platitude of stardom & success, this is all she has to get people to take note of her, it makes her feel worthy and meaningful about herself, unfortunate but true.

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

@RegistaCall See Wetin penaldo dey enjoy

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

When you check her paired devices and see names like AMG GT 63s

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

@davido No be lie

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

I agree, and I hope it doesn’t become a problem when you are on the receiving end. Self-care is for everyone.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

When I made the Rihanna tweet, that women should make efforts to keep it sexy during marriage.

Twitter Nkirukas were masturbating aggressively.

You'll think gyms & diet didn't exist during her marriage.

What man wants to come home to a human sized michellin tyre logo?

[ajay @1meajay]

me about to log in my opay to grant their request, then i remember say if e later red, na only me go face am.