realAndyMilonkis

Charlie Coyle and I peed next to each other once

[Vril Nye @VrilNyeX]

“Just bomb whoever you want, we have the entire US government raping kids on video”

[Phil Sadler @phildabuckets]

If you’re upset about this you are the worst person imaginable

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

“Perfect he chose a center”

“Now give him 60s Wilt Chamberlain”

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Mike Vrabel breaking up with Dianna Russini after the AJ Brown trade goes through

[CommieTurk @PunishedCommie]

Everyone too focused on dih bih gah to hear dah bih tuh

[Spectre @spectre0799]

2 Hard 4 The Radio but the beat is Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Thanos @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Michael Jackson really got in the studio and said you ain’t my bitch & that ain’t my kid hehe wooohoooo 😭

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Crack Amico @CrackAmicoRAP]

BEAST 🔥🔥🔥

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

This is so good, I can’t stop laughing

[Zyair @Zye_air]

"Carried the city all year, still they questionin’ the man

guess loyalty in boston got an expiration plan"

—Drake on iceman

[Josh 🏈 @ThatPatsStan]

The Chargers making a “cupcake” joke about the Patriots even though they lost to them in the playoffs by multiple scores

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Clark Kent discovering his heat vision after meeting the new teacher in Smallville remains one of the craziest ways the show introduced a superpower.

[David @dqveed]

fully believe this is the funniest any human being has ever been