Belle Brezing

Lexington, Kentucky's leading Madam and secret keeper. Out to keep Lexington on the up and up, give random critiques and be the town's best working girl.

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Just say sNOw to a Linda Gorton 3rd term.

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Hold sec, question: will they be reopening a TJ Cinnamons in the renovated Festival Market?

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The toupee on treasurer candidate Mark Metcalf has to be handed down from generation to generation. Only logical reason for anyone in this day and age to wear a rug that bad.

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1. I’m tweeting so @elonmusk does not take my account for inactivity.
2. This Eric Deters fellow needs a cocktail, a one hitter and an extended vacation.

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@TheStreetsweepr Increased safety for peds ✅
Increased profits for Friends of Stone ✅
Ugly as hell ✅
Random angles on Midland ✅
Likelihood of cars missing said angles and causing damage to weird stone monstrosity ✅
Additional profits for Friends of Stone ✅

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Whoever approved the “improvements” to Midland Avenue should be put in a pillory.

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My favorite part of the @TonysLexington commercial on @TVG is when the host says “we have a wonderful table right up front for you” and then proceeds to seat their ass in the back of the restaurant.

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@LEX18News I watched WTVQ for the first time since the late 80’s.

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@ToothTakei Well the really dumb are the ones who have their social security number showing. Regular dumb are the ones who see it as some kind of status symbol. Get your shot. Go home. Be done.

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Is it possible for someone to get the Covid-19 vaccine and not post about it on social media?

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@jupiter2012 God bless her.

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@ToothTakei I wouldn’t. It’s a comment on the people that do. Dumb.

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I find college football to be a fat and dumb man’s game. That said, the whole “bowl system” is exactly what fat and dumb men deserve.

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@KySportsRadio John Calamari

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For a “spectator-less @BreedersCup ” there sure were a lot of spectators.

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The UK cheerleading news today reminds me that in today’s world, only other people are responsible for my bad decisions.

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Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

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You know Taxington, KY is chomping at the bit too.

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An open letter from our owner and Pit-Master, Carey Bringle, to @JohnCooper4Nash on the proposed property tax hikes:

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@mattstonephotog @GovAndyBeshear Hey hey. Ho ho. This sexy govna got to go. Hey hey. Ho ho. #thatshowyouprotest #rookies

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The best part about quarantine Easter is not having to pretend I like spiral sliced ham.