B-hop

Him - 23 - PR 1 in nai hating - Priv: @agent_bellhop_2 - @charliecaprar ❤️ - Proud leader of the Bellhop Cult

[B-hop @Bellhop79]

this shit was genuinely so fucking funny (from my brothers snapchat)

[Praise @tufpraise]

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[k 🌙🎧🎸🎢 @sunflwerrmoon]

adding new categories so latinos and asians don’t win in the main categories… oh okay

[𝕁𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @thereallj915]

@desusnice

[Sitka :D @EatDirtBlock]

my best friend asked for second date ideas and i suggested paint ur own pottery or a poetry reading event and they went “you know i’m not a lesbian right?”

[ash⋆˙⟡ @scxrbus]

THE FINISHED SIGN

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

From Washington Heights to the Lower East Side, Nuyoricans have defined this city for generations.

Here's to celebrating their contributions, their history and the future of our city.

[🚬 @RatuColorau]

"Ahora no cariño, mama está en la rueda del perpetuo movimiento"

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

"We can be friends despite having different political views."

No actually, here is why we can't

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

this one is right here tho😭

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[francesca ✶࿐ @hllandayalali]

history was made that day and now nine years later they became husband and wife I’M SICK https://t.co/qTM7b0tf0g

[💗 @ma1ybe]

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Orcas eat great white sharks. They hunt seals, dolphins, and baby whales. They have never killed a single human in the open ocean. Not once, in all of recorded history.

An orca's brain weighs up to 15 pounds. Yours weighs about 3. They have roughly double the brain cells we do in the regions that handle complex thought. A neuroscientist at Emory named Lori Marino put an orca brain in an MRI and found these animals can tell different species apart underwater. They do it by sending out clicks that bounce off everything around them and come back as a kind of 3D sound map (this is called echolocation). From 500 feet away, an orca knows you're a human and not a seal. It skips you on purpose.

The answer is culture. Orcas around the world are divided into at least 10 separate populations, each with its own food rules, its own language, and its own way of hunting. All of it learned from their mothers. One population eats only fish. Another eats only marine mammals like seals and sea lions. These two populations can live in the exact same water and never swap a single meal. A baby orca learns what food is from its mother, and that list stays the same for life.

In the Pacific Northwest, one population called the Southern Residents eats almost nothing but Chinook salmon. Scientists have documented them killing harbor porpoises 78 times over six decades, carrying the dead porpoises in their mouths, and never once eating them. Even when the group was starving. A 2023 study in Marine Mammal Science looked at all 78 cases and concluded it was play. These orcas would rather go hungry than eat something their culture says isn't food.

Researchers studying whale behavior in 2001 found that orca cultural traditions "appear to have no parallel outside humans." Each family group has its own dialect, its own version of the language. Calves spend about two years just learning how to make all the sounds their family uses. Mothers will slow down a hunt on purpose so their young can watch.

In 2005, a 12-year-old kid was swimming in Helm Bay, Alaska when an orca came at him full speed. At the very last second, the orca seemed to realize it was charging a human. It bent its entire body in half and turned back to open water. In captivity, it goes differently. SeaWorld's Tilikum killed three people during his life in a concrete tank. Research from 2016, published in the journal Animals, traced it to psychological collapse from being locked away from the family bonds orcas need to stay stable.

I think calling this a "mystery" undersells the science. Orcas decide what to eat based on culture, not instinct. No orca mother has ever taught her calf to hunt humans, so no orca hunts humans. Only about 75 of those salmon-eating Southern Residents are still alive. Their pregnancy failure rate is 69% because we've destroyed their salmon runs. They won't break their food culture to survive. Whether we care enough to protect theirs is the part that actually matters.

[B-hop @Bellhop79]

@kiyomimilan 3. can talk to parker, wanda, ghost rider, and storm. absolutely 3

[B-hop @Bellhop79]

@nbatoji @BiancoDavinci well yes