POV: Roger at the gas station, casually refueling his UFO
"Fueling up my Roger bags for interstellar gains." ⛽🛸💰
Regular? No thanks. I’m running on pure FOMO and chart-defying pumps. Next stop? A galaxy where ATHs are the local currency and gravity can’t hold my bags down. 📈🔥
#RogerThat #NoDipJustThrust #BeamMeUpProfits