James Bellis

The fixity of a habit is generally in proportion to it's absurdity. -Marcel Proust

[James Bellis @Bellisimo]

@deadmau5 my beautiful 6 yr wants to see ya. She a fan

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@deadmau5 my 6 year old dreams of your shows. Example:

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My 6 year old is up on your shit

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I do what I do
I try my best at all times
Understand my shit.

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Btw, I own the rights to that photograph.

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At the effing zoo,
Drove for hours to get us here,
Can we beat it yet?

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Made myself a drink, I made other good choices, gotta work on me?

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Self-destruct mode: on, this haiku looks kinda weird, there's no return key.

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I have a cool cat,
He's far more cooler than me,
He likes the night life.

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I love my 2 girls,
Don't spend enough time with them,
I'm lonely as fuck

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Tried writing Spanish,
Probably unsuccessful,
Write haikus instead.

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@ymaru_lopez me gustaria ir un dia a Venezuela.

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Burying old tweets,
If ya wanna do haikus,
Ya must plug away.

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Figuring I'm here,
Might as well post something new,
My Haikus are back!

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@trailblazers knock all these western teams out and start planning ways to beat the Heat. Thank you.

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Btw? Washing dishes for a living sucks twenty balls. What is that, 5 dudes? Lame!

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Finally finding @billburr. Majestic...

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@billburr the term "professionally outraged" (which you have coined) made me now twit and podcast follow you.

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Is school all that hard?
Just got a 4 point today,
Doesn't seem like it.

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My baby rocks socks,
She whistles and makes fart sounds,
Only a year old