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charcuterie cleaner

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

When i lose my car keys, its officially car key malarkey.

[debo @killmefam]

Slightly fat niggas have unspeakable aura I wont elaborate any further

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

Coke cost a nickel is an actual fairytale by now

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

Can our last war be boys v girls.

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

The data centers we should be investing in is the minds of our youth.

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

Fuck your harry potter house, whats ur eeveelution

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

Kid: dad how are genres born?
Dad: well when a subculture likes a song very much…

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

Do u think israel can do something about my math teacher

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

When they say its all going to shit

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

He never got his boating license because we weren’t ready to leave bikini bottom.

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

@aido1620 If by gold mine u mean pile of stinkin shit then yeah, u sittin on it

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

When all u see on tl is football and holocaust 2😩😣

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

Hey asshole, our rallys r in here. 👇🏼

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

I think rather than people “raiding” grocery stores. Most people what they took what they needed to survive a few days #takeout #facade

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

Uggghh. Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey…

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

@aido1620 Arrrrggg. To the brig!

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

@aido1620 Ah, sounds good. Would u recommend a wine pairing?

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

@aido1620 Oh

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

U ever notice bowling alley cigs smell different than chili’s cigs

[squirtha @BelliveauMatt]

@aido1620 Bucatini risotto