Taylor Bell

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

Jk I came out of the bathroom loud and opinionated very quick. Scared to read our google reviews tomorrow.

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

I love bartending because I secretly start political arguments and then go pee and listen to everyone argue and learn which regulars I hate very quickly

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

How do I let Modest Mouse know that if they don’t add Trailer Trash to their STL set list I’m gonna cry (they’re like half way done currently)

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

This country makes me wanna OD on Tylenol.

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

Just had the most articulate presentation put together just to get in front of my class and completely forget how to put sentences together. What the actual fuck.

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

Doing math homework with my 8 year old and he just says “it’s really hard to think this much and remember to breathe at the same time”

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

Thought I was being a cool mom by finally agreeing to play Roblox with the boys but now I have a 99 nights in the forest addiction :/

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

@tonilynn_199 Thank you me too!!

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

Can’t believe I had to miss out on my best friends bachelor party I requested off for well over a month ago for a fuck ass job just to get told I should “resign” at the end of the night for no fucking reason.

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

@cheesesaladhead It’s wild cause without sounding too conceited, I’m the only person there that knows how to do anything. I get phone calls almost daily to come in and fix shit sooo goood luck guys 🤦‍♀️

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

I should not have signed up for summer classes. I’m either working or crying at my computer and I’ve been able to do nothing fun with the kids at all. This is insane.

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

I want to make a last minute decision that my birthday party is a pajama party but it’s really just cause I’m too lazy to get dressed rn.

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

I scheduled 4 interviews today. 3 didn’t show up, 1 walked past me and ordered a shot, I was like “uhhh I guess let me know when you’re ready?” She drank at the bar for a full hour (after her scheduled interview) and then asked if we could start it lmfao.

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

But really is anyone looking for a bartending job 😎

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

@tonilynn_199 Appreciate you 😘

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

I can never have good things happen to me without something MUCH worse happening at the same time and idk if it’s karma from when I was bitchy as a kid or when I cheated on my first boyfriend as a teenager but I think I THINK IVE PAID MY DUES OKAY.

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

Anyway I’m in charge now 💁‍♀️ (of nothing, I’m going to keep doing everything I’ve been doing for free for the past year with a slight pay raise)

[Taylor Bell @BelllTaylor]

Last night I tried to find a new job and tonight I was asked to be the supervisor at my current job