ChastityEve

18+ only | Lesbian | Late 30s | Keen on chastity, now working on getting used to my new belt | Possibly other kink nonsense

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@t4t_cyborg Problematic counterplay: smugly deflecting the compliment into an even bigger self-compliment to see what happens

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@tiffyamber01 If you leave the sub alone with the key they'll unlock the chastity belt, and if you leave the handcuffs alone with the sub they'll end up cuffed to a nearby tree by the time you return

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@benjanun_s Depends on how much of that money goes to the author and how much goes to middlemen and such, but it's not an unfair price for the buyer to pay

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@benjanun_s Damn, I thought it was just a super-unhealthy version of d/s or something

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@t4t_cyborg Reading those excerpts has a similar feeling to talking to government/NGO bureaucrats who have decided to do something shitty, but who still have to pretend to listen and care about you to give an illusion of fair process, maybe this is what they do outside of work or something

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@alicedembowsky If we could see all the way around the circumference of the Earth 3700 times over, we would near-instantly (to a local observer) be spaghettified by the immense gravitational field that would require 😢

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@FoxyChewToy "Snake? Answer me! Snake? Snaaaaake!"

(the restraints do look awesome though) 😮

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@alicedembowsky Rugby has proper tackles, it's really just a soccer issue

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@LockedUpLesbian The way they do the hinges is just the worst 😬

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@alicedembowsky The trouble with variant sudokus is that every so often you get one where all the cool variant logic is at the start, so then it just turns into boring old regular sudoku 😢

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@alicedembowsky I immediately filled in g-r to get gar, and imagined someone standing barefoot in a field holding a fish 😮

[LockedUpLesbian 🔞 @LockedUpLesbian]

I'm working with a half dozen other women wearing chastity belts long term to design what's hopefully a low cost, low profile belt that anyone can make for cheap with basic tools, that stands up to daily wear.

100% people with daily experience involved. #ChasDIY

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@alicedembowsky I think the strat here is asking the lecturer if they self-plagiarised their previous work for this year's course outline, lecture slides, and assignment questions. Or the most recent edition of their textbook, if you really want to go for the throat

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@NoContextBrits I had a similar experience with Maltesers - they tasted really off, and I was worried I'd got the coronavirus and it had screwed up my sense of taste. One negative test later, it turned out they'd released a disgusting new "popcorn flavour" and I hadn't realised 😬

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@alicedembowsky Plum water. On the one hand, I feel like this wasn't designed with water in mind, but on the other, nothing I've drank recently works, the options are "plum grape juice", "plum nutritional supplement", and "plum cider" (or, weirdly enough, "plum plum cider")

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@alicedembowsky It sounds like you need to find some sort of life-admin domme 😮

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@alicedembowsky I don't know what the nine-dimensional equivalent of a hexagon is but I'm pretty sure I hate it, unless it's useful for making patent-free noise generation algorithms or something

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@alicedembowsky I feel like I'm one of maybe 4 people on here who just doesn't get the appeal of the mommy thing

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@alicedembowsky Jump on the thing and ruthlessly throw that green camel down the hole 😮

[ChastityEve @BeltedEve]

@benjanun_s I dunno, the author clearly had to use up the rest of their comma budget or they'd be given fewer of them next year