Belvin Perry

I love justice, pacifically with a side of ribs!

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I bet #CaseyAnthony is glad. #GeorgeZimmerman is making her become a shadow on the wall as she creeps by. Someone hear that hawk?

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@RGVSpyderGirl Only 0.20" of rain that entire day. I perspire that much in an hour. That's 'cause my hot sauce is the biz. #TrayvonMartin

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@jvelezmitchell why was Trayvon wearing a sweater hoodie in 80^ weather during the daytime? #GeorgeZimmerman

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@FrankoKoulianos I guess it's time to open up my restaurant "the bench" where the BBQ flows like the black on my robe #GeorgeZimmerman

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Calgon, take me away!

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And now a tasty episode of Amen on the Gospel music channel. #inmysnuggie

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#CaseyAnthony got the stripper haircut option straight out of jail. http://t.co/zShYYMke

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DAILY ADMONITION: BBQ ribs make me sleepy... BBQ beans cause hawks to perch on a ledge outside my window.... #bubblegrumbles

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NOTE-TO-SELF: Buy that new "Robe Expander" I saw for sale at Home Depot... Check and mate!

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FACTOID: I've eaten bear before... That's right, I said it...

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A brisket, a basket, I need a new nap-kin. BBQ in the morning is glorious! #HappyHumpDay

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3 wisemen showed up at my house on Christmas bearing gifts of ribs, hot wings, and collard greens... #Tistheseason

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@BelvinPerry Santa has his list and I gots mine... Gotta make sure who's naughty or nice... then send them to jail. Ho Ho Ho! #PerryClaus

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On the 1st day of Channukah my boo gave to me... A 6-piece spicy with a side of cornbread and-an-assort-ment-of-dipping-sau-ces. #Christmas

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@Terren_Lynne @realjtposton that's because that judge did have a daily serving of baby backs.

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Yeah I told that crazy chick that she's has to pay it back! Start dem pornos girl... #CaseyAnthony

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I've been placing orders for Justice all day long people.

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@EveWhite33 Who is twag? Like, i got the moves like twagger... That kinda of twag?

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Q: If you fart at the the sidebar and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? A: Depends on if you can blame it on the hawk...

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@FoxBizVideo Why don't we stop the blame game and start taking some responsibility. Or have some juicy ribs.