Shivendra itouria

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[sejal 💗 @siimtweetz]

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[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

ज्यादातर स्त्रियाँ सही पुरुष नहीं चुन पातीं क्योंकि ठग पुरुष छद्म आदर्शवाद ओढ़कर लुभाते हैं। चूत मिलने के बाद उनका असली चेहरा दिखता है।"

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

Notanki Just to wife swap

[Wife With Extra Marital Affairs 😘😘 @MenTooHuman]

Men's are loosing their Masculinity 😕

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

@digital_newshub Haan to madarchod hum kya kare

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

Ek chiz to saaf hai.... Bhaajpai kutte apne papa ke naam ke end me 'ji' jarur lgayege

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

Thalapathi vijay is still the second best actor in indian politics.

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

Bhosdike what prepare yourself kal hota hai to aaj ho jaye retire na kisi ko farq padta hai na hi padna chahiye... Khiladi hai ek aayga dusra jayga lekin tu apni ammi esi hi chudwate rhega

[Rajiv @Rajiv1841]

- he retired from tests in the middle of the series surprisingly & announced Virat Kohli as permanent captain.

- he announced his white ball retirement unexpectedly when everyone were trying Dalgona Coffee at home during covid

Expect the same for IPL, he is available since last few games & still not coming to the ground to not disturb the XI & not to take any limelight away from youngsters.

One fine day, you will see a retirement post or press conference from him this season, prepare yourself for that!

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

@poetry_in_ These are all scripted

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

@mauna_adiga You moron this is ai

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

Bhot dino se rihanna pregnant nahi hui

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

every cool guy in every great movie smokes, drinks, cheats, but never saw them jerking off to p*rn. because it's a loser activity.

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

Kohli - balls 6720, sixes-303 (1 six every 22 balls)
Rohit- 5417 balls, sixes - 310 (1 six every 17.5 balls)
Gayle - 3333 balls, 357 sixes (1 six every 9.3 balls)

Kaif, u absolute piece of crap...the power you possess of licking someone's ass will surely take you heights

[Mohammad Kaif @MohammadKaif]

Virat Kohli taking his IPL 6s tally to 303 is an incredible achievement. Imagine Gayle has 360 and Rohit 310. Kohli isn't a natural six-hitter but he worked on his game to meet the demand of the modern game. His greatness is his adaptability and showing courage to come out of his comfort zone.

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

@MohammadKaif Kohli - balls 6720, sixes-303 (1 six every 22 balls)
Rohit- 5417 balls, sixes - 310 (1 six every 17.5 balls)
Gayle - 3333 balls, 357 sixes (1 six every 9.3 balls)

Kaif, u absolute piece of crap...the power you possess of licking someone's ass will surely take you heights

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

@bekhayalime How can he build the stadium when he is detained at airport

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

@japajmry Peta jensen blacked "secretary"

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

@ragav_x Sunil narine

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

@ESPNcricinfo @faf1307 Pollard any day

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

@epichan77 He thinks we look at her face

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

@IrfanPathan "ए पठान, सिर्फ 10-12 लुक्खे लोग को ठोक कर डॉन नहीं बना हूँ। अपन ने जिन-जिन लोगों को मारा है वो सब डॉन ही थे"।

[Shivendra itouria @BembaTavuma]

Certainly i dont watch IPL but i cant resist myself when vaibhav suryavanshi comes to bat.
Generational talent.... Apart from jaiswal no young batter from any sort of nation comes close to him.
Just wow. When he gets out i am done for the day.