The Mind Goblin

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

The unbridled catharsis from my male coworker relationships consisting of single-word acknowledgments is the only thing keeping me from jumping

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

“Why did you cheat on me 🥺😢”

Babe she just celeb hit you’re back on next

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

Call my girl SAP the way she’s not Intuit

^you gotta be tapped in fr to get that

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

No bro I’m not playing blackjack. “Hit me”? “Awe I busted”? Yeah I’m good off that get that freaky ass game outta here

[DikinBaus @DikinBaus69]

kai cenat reacts to ishowspeed reacts to mr. breast streaming squid game 4k irl

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

Hot girl seated behind me on the plane so now I have read a stupid book instead of play nintendo!

Worst vacation ever.

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

just had a post-ironic neo-urge. might even act upon it (sarcastically)

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

Theory crafting my Chipotle bowl in line before I start world building with the minimum wage employees at the counter

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

so sad. this epidemic needs to end.

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

Bro my twin tower the way we both crashed out for a fly shordie 😭

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

It’s Monday! Time for me to go play consulting simulator (do my job) at my virtual cubicle (the team zoom) 👍

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

Psalms 39:12

You ain’t never gotta pee more than when you’re next in line for the bathroom

Think about that.

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

I’m a sleeper agent but if you activate me
I just get blackout drunk. My activation phrase is ‘Beer’ btw.

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

Need me a Metro by T-Mobile™ shawty 😼

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

guys like me stack some real paper but we do it quietly. just thought you all should know.

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

“Yeah my roommate might be home just a heads up. Well actually he’s sort of a talking essence who lives in my walls. His name? Yundövver, The Consumer - he’s pretty quiet but lowkey chill once you get to know him”

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

Getting blackout tonight and hiding eggs around my apartment. hopefully will find them before they rot.

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

I’m always beating ya rocks cuz I only play wit paper ‼️💶💰

[The Mind Goblin @Ben10sCockRing]

@glasseater69 pt 2?

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how many NBA Cups does MJ have?