Ben Affleckted

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

This has happened to me multiple times and I’m ngl I haven’t hosted any kind of party since. People want the invitation but not the inconvenience

[Clouds 🌧️ @cloudysprinkles]

tried to have a housewarming a couple of months ago and everyone said they’d come and no one came. i was so nervous and i never invite anyone to anything. i made lil sushi rolls and bought drinks. no one cancelled. no one even apologised, just ghosted. cant stop crashing out now

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

And getting phone numbers while you’re not paying attention

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Niggas be in Walmart with they Baby Mama like:

🛒🚶🏾‍♀️ 🚶🏾‍♂️

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

@itrue98 @reggiebblue In America you idiot

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

But if you do hook up with them, they’ll call you names for it.

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

Meg it’s time to release some music & remind these girls who is one of the main rap girls

[chart data @chartdata]

Billboard staff ranks the '10 Hottest Female Rappers Right Now':

#1 Cardi B
#2 Yung Miami
#3 Sexxy Red
#4 Monaleo
#5 Doechii
#6 Latto
#7 Trim
#8 YK NIECE
#9 Molly Santana
#10 Megan Thee Stallion

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

Not one time

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

you ever loved someone so much you wanna give them a baby???😂😂😂

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hunter Biden on Trump: “I would tell him to go fuck his fucking self. And please leave. This man has tried to torture me for fucking ten years. The shit that he says about my dad. His obsession with tormenting my dad. Hanging a picture of an autopen on the colonnade. Demeaning him and all the things he said about him. What the fuck kind of man would I be if I didn’t tell him to go fuck himself?”

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

@vivienmalaa @ccieswyt This is my favorite tweet on this thread lol

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

Y’all talk about men with J names being bad news, but can we talk about BRANDONS?!

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

If I send you a text as a recruiter asking when an available time for an interview would be, why do y’all always say ‘right now’ bro get off my phone

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

I leave if I notice I’m not the exception… if you’re not his dream girl, don’t stay

[P @Pjustgotback]

A man will change when he meets the woman he’s afraid to lose. If that’s not you, stop wasting your time.

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

He looks like the human embodiment of tenderism… just falling off the bone fr

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell’s office has released a new photo showing him recovering in the hospital.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

The lady in red ❤️

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

Men with big 🍆 love fat women 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

People with no situational awareness really piss me off

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

A private jet just for a dress is deeply unethical, though.

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

Got more Gaultier than Jean probably

[Cardi B | Updates @updatesofcardi]

Cardi B for Jean Paul Gaultier.

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

What’s crazy is men will talk about how they don’t like fat women online all day long but none of my friends that are big girls are single.

[Ben Affleckted @BenAffleckted]

I stg

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

having a period is so crazy because sometimes something like this comes out of u and u just kinda shrug your shoulders and keep going about your day