Bob

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

You can learn a lot about a man based on their escalator etiquette.

You standing still? Continuing to walk? Do you have some place to be? Or nothing going on at all?

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

You never run out of chapstick, you just lose it.

[𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘁 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝗛𝗤 @PatriotLeagueHQ]

🚘 @HCrossMLAX senior midfielder T.J. Lynch was interested in car detailing, but when the pandemic made it hard for him to work in the business, he created his own.

@NCAALAX @Inside_Lacrosse @holy_cross @espn

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

@brycetbloom What if knives/kitchen appliances were involved

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

Why doesn’t every holiday have an eve?

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

@brycetbloom Crazy stupid love slaps

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

Started rewatching GOT recently. Still can’t believe they did Ned like that. Sickening.

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

@TheoGregson 💀

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

Eye doctor just told me to open wide. I opened my mouth. So embarrassing.

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

@Darkness504 No recovering from this

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

I really want a weird ass looking cat or something cuz it would be hilarious when people come in and see it for the first time. But I would then have to care for it for potentially 20 years.

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

@mtanzer15 Bro you’ve been shitting a lot recently

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

It’s scientifically impossible to hate turtles/tortoises

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

I sometimes doubt the accuracy of my Attention Deficit Disorder diagnosis. I also sometimes spend 4 hours completing a 30 minute survey.

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

@Russellkrauss23 @cheetah I’m so sorry

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

When the Aquafina is hitting you know ur down bad

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

@davidsnitcovsky Still waiting for a medium event

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

It’s the little things in life, but also the big things too. #thinkaboutit #aristotle #veryprofound

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

@TheoGregson Bro what’s the answer

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

@Rick_Booth1 So true

[Bob @BenAlexander30]

I purposefully step on black ice every time when given the opportunity