Ben Austin

I've always been Ben. ⎊

[Sam @SamCKx]

@piersmorgan The very worst & most corrupt political leader in modern Western politics criticising Keir Starmer is all the evidence anyone needs that he's probably a good bloke.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament.

I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray.

Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

@McDonaldsUK.

I won’t be visiting or buying anything until McGriddles are back.

This is my very serious and completely proportionate stance.

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

You love to see it.
@louistheroux vs. @Cobratate.
@netflix

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

The United States president is a convicted felon.

A jury found @realDonaldTrump guilty on 34 felony counts in a court of law. This is not rhetoric, spin, or opinion. It is a matter of public record.

@WhiteHouse, how do you plead?

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

@RoyalFamily

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

@RoyalFamily

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

BREAKING: Vice President J.D. Vance's motorcade was involved in a crash that sent a police officer to the hospital in critical condition –– and the White House is silent.

Vance hasn't even bothered to tweet him well wishes...

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

@Tesco, ... the fuck's the jam?

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

Playing Death Stranding 2 on PS5 Pro. Every frame hits like a lucid dream. @Kojima_Hideo, this isn't just a game—it's myth, grief, and genius. Thank you @wwwbigbaldhead for carrying the world again as Sam. #DeathStranding2 #DS2 #KojimaProductions #StrandGame #PS5Pro

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN — thank you for this experience. 🙏

#DeathStranding #DS2 #KojimaProductions #PS5Pro #GamingScreenshot #HideoKojima #DeathStranding2Moments #StrandGame #BBisBack

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump!

[South Park @SouthPark]

Hey, Satan!

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

#PSshare #PSBlog @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN @KojiPro2015_EN #DeathStranding2OnTheBeach

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

@AJamesMcCarthy Is a high-resolution digital download of this image available, even at an additional cost? Thank you.

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

@elonmusk

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

@Splitgate Will any XP gain (in the background) be given back or will it be reset?

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

Make it happen, @redbullracing.

#CraneRacing #RedBullRacing #HeavyLifting #NextLevelMotorsport

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

@ZacksJerryRig @JDVance 94 times... gee, they only wanted 95 thank yous. Poor @realDonaldTrump and @JDVance. I feel so bad for them...

#GetFuckedYouCunts

[Ben Austin @BenAustin24]

@WhiteHouse @VP