Ben Eubanks

I spent way too long trying to think of a witty phrase to put here.

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

How it feels to watch TASM 2 twelve years later:

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

"here's an AI generated slopaganda picture of a US soldier about to be slimed the fuck out by a Jihadist alien samurai, give us one point five trillion dollars"

[beach rat @justInwuah]

where do y'all bet he will go first:

1. the white house
2. prison
3. israel

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

"Booyakasha! Check it! Zohrans Mamdanis, is you condemning 'amas?”

[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

"Woke" historical facts that THEY don't want you to know about.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Bought a private prison

Got arrested

Government pays me $80k a year to live in a building I already own

This is what winning looks like

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[Phella 🔸 @PokePhellas]

I think I’ve watched this clip like 1000000 times today and we’re not done yet

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jonathan Banks has returned as Mike in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

how conservatives think bin laden chose to do 9/11

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

[Ben Eubanks @BenBdeubanks]

@CraigCarl321 @9mmballpoint So bitter and for what gain?

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[Hunter Biden 2028 @HunterFor2028]

you're getting deported.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Happy pride month everyone.