Ben Carson

I once performed brain surgery on the moon!

[Ben Carson @BenCarsonHUD]

I will be falling asleep today. #BenCarsonHearing

[Ben Siegel @bensiegel]

Ben Carson has arrived on Capitol Hill for his confirmation hearing. Asked how he's feeling, he replied with a 👌

[ChristinaPesoli @ChristinaPesoli]

Perfect #Christmas gift for #BenCarson! #IBelieveThatYouWantTheGuyBehindTheCounter @BenCarsonLies

[Ben Carson @BenCarsonHUD]

Everything I say is true! #morningjoe

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I am doing GREAT tonight! #GOPDebate

[Ben Carson @BenCarsonHUD]

#BadThingsToTellAJudge I hit my momma with a hammer.

[Ben Carson @BenCarsonHUD]

Finding Dory is based on the time I was lost at West Point.

[Ben Carson @BenCarsonHUD]

#UnderwearSongs I wear my Jesus thong at night.

[Ben Carson @BenCarsonHUD]

Jesus and I are working on Debate Prep today! #morningjoe

[Ben Carson @BenCarsonHUD]

Why is the media so mean to me? Don't they know I am white on the inside? #inners

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Can you believe I'm a brain surgeon? #inners

[Ben Carson @BenCarsonHUD]

#PickUpLinesForRepublicans This is my sexy face sugar tits.

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#PickUpLinesForRepublicans I was just offered a scholarship to your heart.

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#PickUpLinesForRepublicans Your eyes are more beautiful than all the grain stored in the Pyramids

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#PickUpLinesForRepublicans Hey baby. Wanna go out with a guy who hits his momma with a hammer?

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Sorry @JebBush I am Baby Hitler.

[Laura Babcock 🇨🇦 @LauraBabcock]

Hahahaha glad this is settled

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I was once left home alone when I was a child and was attacked by the Wet Bandits. #msnbc #BenCarson

[Ben Carson @BenCarsonHUD]

I painted this picture of me & Jesus just hanging out. He showed me his gifted hands and his holy ghost. #BenCarson

[Ben Carson @BenCarsonHUD]

#Mizzou was my Nickname at NASA!