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Cooke County, Texas' final Republican filings for county level offices are in the Muenster Enterprise and Lindsay Letter ONLY, not the Gainesville Register or Weekly News. Read about how the county will get a new county judge.
#KrautBowl The annual small town North Texas football rivalry game. Even a brother like me is OK. https://t.co/Or59OICYxU
Our Lord and Savior Donald Trump did not forget me!
Members of the Presidential Religious Liberty Commission:
Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, Chair
Dr. Ben Carson, Vice Chair
...
So sad. Nobody asked me, Ben Carson, America's Black Brain Surgeon to the Stars™, to help fight measles in Texas.
Second child (in Texas) dies from measles as Brainworm Bobby tries to poison others, avoid responsibility https://t.co/4NgCG7se6N
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Cochrane Collins
@MeszarosMX
Former State Department Attorney, USMC. Adventurer 3 years in Yemen, 4x to Liberia, also Somalia, Iraq. Passionate fisherman. Love Thailand, Singapore, OBX.
A woman in time
@ggtoall
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln
I still want to support our beloved leader, Donald Trump, but this guy is right when he says that #China is barking up the wrong tree because Ronald Reagan is basically dead to today's Republican Party.
I don't totally agree with this guy, but I don't totally disagree, either.
Gotta love the Xi-tankies, as well as the actual bots of the Chinese Communist Party out in force. The real answer:
Neither modern communism NOR modern capitalism work all that well.
#fify
Oh, for fuck's sake, this "Big Seb" who the Gadfly is quote-tweeting against has a #NAFOFellas I mean #NAFONazis dog in their profile picture.
@bigseb31213 Outside of nutters in Dearborn, no, the "Palestinian movement" did NOT heavily mobilize to elect Donald Trump. Instead, it turned out for Jill Stein. So, fuck off #BlueAnon & remember on American Gestapo? #GenocideJoe & Kamala is a Zionist Cop started it. https://t.co/kRGem12BLs
Look at the Democrats and leftists fight each other!
And, I break from fellow conservatives.
I, Ben Carson, America's Black Brain Surgeon to the Conservative Stars™, know that Democrats aren't actually leftists, let alone Communists, though it's fun to smear them that way.
Neither Jill Stein nor Claudia de la Cruz, for whom I voted, promised a magic wand.
But Democrats had the magic of pretending Biden wasn't #DementiaJoe, followed by pretending to democratically select Kamala Harris, followed by pretending that it's untrue Kamala is a Zionist Cop
So, despite the fact that John Cornyn was actually further up Trump's ass in his first term than was Havana Ted Cruz, there are #MAGAts squared who think he's a RINO.
Texans do your research. You don't like John Cornyn as your senator, well replace him.
It's nice to see that even leftists know that I, Ben Carson, America's Black Brain Surgeon to the Conservative Stars™, know the truth about Russell Brand.
Damn, even Ben Carson says Russell Brand is full of shit.
Russell Brand appears to have even more brain cognition problems than Our Lord and Savior Donald Trump and most of his most loyal servants. Sadly, I, Ben Carson, America's Black Brain Surgeon to the Conservative Stars™, am not being called on to help address this.
No, that was Penelope Keith that JFK Jr was warning about, Russell Brand. You fucking twat.
I, Ben Carson, America's Black Brain Surgeon™, can confirm that Russell Brand sadly appears to be brain-dead right now.
Have you started hitting the sauce again, Russell Brand? It's actually the most charitable reason I can think of for you being a brain-dead yob over the last 24 hours.
Per ESPN trade machine, Pat Riley just committed armed robbery against the Warriors. He dumped a headache in Jimmy Butler, got deeper, and got the Heat younger, too.
Hey, Must, why did the US government give you more more than $30 billion?
I, Ben Carson, America's Conservative Black Brain Surgeon to the Stars, KNOW that's hypocrisy.
https://t.co/DyMBZw5byu
Oh, look, MAGA-tards, Elon Musk got more than $30 billion from the US government.
I, Ben Carson, America's Conservative Black Brain Surgeon to the Stars, KNOW that's hypocrisy.
https://t.co/DyMBZw5byu
Why did USAID give $68+ million to the World Economic Forum?
Bullshit. America's Black Brain Surgeon to the Stars™ knows this is Marco Rubio bullshit. Marco Rubio, Florida's DEI Senator — that's what any Floriduh Cuban-American Republican politician is.
I will NOT attend the G20 summit in Johannesburg.
South Africa is doing very bad things. Expropriating private property. Using G20 to promote “solidarity, equality, & sustainability.” In other words: DEI and climate change.
My job is to advance America’s national interests, not waste taxpayer money or coddle anti-Americanism.
Amy Schumer being "Kinda Pregnant" is like being "Kinda Zionist."
The Nuggets beat the Pelicans with Zeke Nnaji in the starting lineup! Dayum https://t.co/QtwkhV5baB
Our Lord and Savior Donald Trump was RIGHT to blame DEI for the DC collision.
It was a BLACK Hawk helicopter, right? If it had been a WHITE Hawk this never would have happened.
#DEI
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"OK now, Simplicius" is my take on one of the hotter writers on Substack about Russia-Ukraine and related, but looks more at his second site. (Did you know he had a second one, or a second "subvertical"?) https://t.co/JTulfibnX7
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