Ben Cassil

As seen in Del Taco. Comedian. Cosmo at WE Improv & UCB. Co-host of Totally Rad podcast.

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Are we not calling them “tech bros” anymore?

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A mob of horny tarantulas is prowling San Francisco https://t.co/3YIosHmueo

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@kindoflike Why is this tweet blank?

Anyway, continuing our convo from last week, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK FREE JAZZ DOESN’T HAVE TIME SIGNATURES BUT REALLY IT’S THAT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO HAVE THEM AND THE REAL AUTHENTIC JAZZ MUSICIANS KNOW THAT THE GROO

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When men graduate improv 101 they get a special black hoodie that makes it impossible to listen to women.

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@SlaudioCaavedra If you return the glass you get 7 back

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@LILmookieB If he sticks his lil tongue out I’m gonna LOSE IT

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@heyjustin @Pbanifaz @danlippertcool @ozzymo @rekhalshankar @marissagogo @ucbtla @caseytrela I pray that day never comes

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@patrickmcd0nald https://t.co/tuAtxIy2Dg

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Just for some SAG-AFTRA transparency, I auditioned for years and finally got cast as a lead on a network show. 8 episode season, I got $6k/episode, which is total $48,000.

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@MikeHanford I can’t believe no one has said this yet, but it’s “Barbie,” Mike!

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@TheSloppyBoys DUTTS (deep voice)

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@Nick_Costanza “of corn”

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@RonFunches Yeah my pilot didn’t get picked up and the only note I got was “PC LOAD LETTER”

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I’m strike eligible (must join)

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@gregorcorp “A spokesperson for Ford walked back his previous statement that ‘we can actually do without cars for a while, I think if I try hard I can be a little car, beep beep. If the cars want to strike that’s fine, I love drinking gasoline.’”

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@NadiaKamil They spread bad tweets and Lyme disease

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@heyjustin It’s a living

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I may have technically never been to New York, but I’ve seen enough sitcom exterior shots to call myself a “Big Apple Guy.”
My favorite things about the city: metal trashcans, narrow sidewalks, every street only goes 30 feet before disappearing down a blind alley.

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@BrunoPinguim47 @Conner_McCabe @CallMeBYourGame @supernpcradio Wow, 7 years old is the right age for mortal kombat to feel absolutely THRILLING! It’s funny looking back that I could watch hearts get ripped out in the PG-rated Temple of Doom but not less realistically in mortal kombat haha

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@Nick_Costanza I dunno I tend to think outSIDE the bun

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@Conner_McCabe @BrunoPinguim47 @CallMeBYourGame @supernpcradio Yeah this rules! Conner is good at podcasting!