Ben Chamomile

Writer, Performer, and Amateur Sophist based in North North Portland.

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Most men ask girls to send them nudes. All I want are pictures of your bookshelf.

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https://t.co/xeV5xfFUVY

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@martegracia Feel better man! Your art got me reading and writing comics again. Excelsior brother

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Dancing with a silhouette
On a lonely summer night.
Listening to notes
only my shadow hears.

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@GoingMedieval I studied the modern art world of Germany between 1919-1945 in college. Never expected it to be relevant.

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what are you lookin' at, dingus?

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@Chas10Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg I wear this jacket every day. Your family gives me hope. Please tell me how I can help your campaign further in SW Washington and Portland, Oregon. I'm a scared and angry transgender parent and want to do more. You're my only hope for America.

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@Chas10Buttigieg After watching "Chernobyl", I'm deeply concerned about the Hanford Nuclear Reservation. There are 58 MILLION gallons of nuclear waste held in 158 SINGLE shell tanks that as of last year had started eating through their enclosure and is seeping into the ground.

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I'm scared for my family: please tell your husband @Chas10Buttigieg.

https://t.co/ywfMtCNeKh

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@Chas10Buttigieg

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I'll let you copy my homework, but please just change it a little so it’s not obvious.

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@SorchaRichardsn your song "Lost" saved my life. Greetings from Portland, Oregon.

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@kanyewest

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This could be us but you playin

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Why is no one talking about how annoying the shade of yellow that tabloids use is.

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@realDonaldTrump You're about as stable as a house of cards, Mr. President.

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@hoodinternet I call dibs on your friendster account

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@Soren_Ltd I just learned what happened at Cracked. Are y'all planning on doing something different?