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[WisdomX @wisdomXplorer]

What do you think is the whole point of our life?

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#cannotdefenditself

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@AskCapitalOne why did are you restricting a heart transplant patients checking account

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@anxietymsgs "Hello"

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Day 1 using Memelord tried to sign up with my corporate email they said nah 💀 [email protected] still not valid apparently #Memelord #Day1 #Bencorp #MemeMarketing #WindowsXP #FirstDayOnTheJob @memelordtech @iamjasonlevin

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@CapitalOne Says "Even though the merchant agrees with you and dropped their rebuttal, your dispute is still denied." BenCorp says: What's in your pocket? Try https://t.co/WUPDIzMRJR where you can get denied for free

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all you have to do is start posting

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All the time!

[Petal @petaldairies]

Ever had a crush on a cartoon character ??

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If only my heart transplant could be as quick as Congress passing a bill. #HeartfeltSatire #bencorp #lastweektonight250 @iamjohnoliver

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What if @iamjohnoliver hosted Last Week Tonight… in 1776?
BenCorp Time-Travel Productions already wrote the whole damn thing. Powdered wigs, tea taxes, Founding Fathers getting ROASTED. Real scripts. Real easter eggs.
→ https://t.co/eFpfvrDymE
Follow @BenCorpDotNet for daily chaos.

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https://t.co/SuEFgla3Fm i too can be hooiman

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@dogeofficialceo yes

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AND WHY SHOULDN'T @iamjohnoliver host @LastWeekTonight in 1776? https://t.co/FsntLaJVOF Time-Travel Productions, sponsored by AOL AI, already wrote the whole damn thing. Powdered wigs, tea taxes, and Founding Fathers getting absolutely roasted. Realfake scripts. Real easter eggs. Real shot at finally reaching the man (probably not). https://t.co/eFpfvrDymE Follow @bencropdotnet for more revolutionary satire!

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What if @JohnOliver hosted Last Week Tonight… in 1776? BenCorp Time-Travel Productions already wrote the whole damn thing. Powdered wigs, tea taxes, and Founding Fathers getting absolutely roasted. Real scripts. Real easter eggs. Real shot at finally reaching the man. https://t.co/eFpfvrDymE Follow @bencropdotnet for more revolutionary satire!

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https://t.co/FsntLaJVOF, now a part of the SHAPES fame, overseen by the Administrative Monarary, the Council of the Bens (are you a Ben? Have you always wanted to be a Ben? Do you know @iamjohnoliver? Is your cat named Ben? You may be part of the kingdom and not even know it) has created:

https://t.co/tTmHWt54Ob
https://t.co/gfJkhXHvDY

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"If you use X /= Y"

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@otokyo Ben

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What if I don't have hands?