Bendy

Variety is the spice of life and yet I refuse to support a football team that isn’t Barnsley FC

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

10.5 hours knocked off so far thanks to:

10 hash browns
3 double bacon McMuffins (minus egg)
2 bottles of water
1 flat white
1 Oasis

The wall is fast approaching

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

Well, it’s a momentous day. After weeks and months of putting it off it’s finally time for me to pay off the bet for losing our weekly football predictions league.

24 hours in McDonalds BUT for everything you eat time is removed from your sentence. Hoping to be out in 12 hours

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

The cavalry have arrived for moral support. Their smiling happy expressions are an absolute slap in the face

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

@archyb123 Strap yourself in, big big day ahead

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

Ewan Murray, Nick Faldo, Butch Harmon and Radar might be the best comms crew in sports

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

Pitch black at 5:30pm, what’s the point in anything anymore

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

John Stones England captain honestly makes me a bit emotional, what a man

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

Please, please god let this be true

[cosmo @cosmo_nffc]

I need to see Andres Iniesta pulling the strings for Barnsley before i die

[cosmo @cosmo_nffc]

I need to see Andres Iniesta pulling the strings for Barnsley before i die

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

Oscar’s team radio is so gutting, first win and instead of being buzzing he’s apologising for making them have to switch cars

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

Good to check in with the Netherlands and see that Depay is still shite

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

Is there anyone in the observable universe (apart from Madrid fans) that doesn’t want Dortmund to win it?

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

For the love of God can we not pump it long to Santos for 90 minutes again pls x

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

Yesssssss Lando

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

Come on Lando pls pls

[Bendy @BenDickinson6]

Every time John Stones pulls on the armband for England it makes me feel a certain kinda way