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This tweet finally tweeted. Weird to get a closer look at it. Those onions were killing me

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Strangers theater vegetarian burger: 10/10 ⭐️ 🍔 (that sauce tho 👌 👌 👍)

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@ImChandlerBong @Joe_E_ @Benji Who’s that?

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@Kill0rBeKilled What’d he delete?

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People who say they’ve “never been better” are having a breakdown.

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>8 hours a day resisting the influence of people I don’t relate to. When I think of it like that, I completely understand why I’m such an asshole.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with jobs. How crazy is it that we spend most of our time with people we didn’t choose?

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#NewProfilePic

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@Fatedtopret3nd I’m in

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@Error_4O4_

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@ShortSweats @JustinBridges_ More of a group hang. Hailey, Mel, James and his siblings are also coming.

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Went on a tinder date that ended up lasting about 27 hours. New record?

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@ShortSweats Idk. Destroying the Republican Party is pretty good.

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hey austin powers, just because ur not wearing the purple suit anymore doesn't mean u can pretend to be rivers cuomo. we see right thru u bro. we know its u.

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@LeeHale11 oh okay, that's the one that made a twitter a few days ago right?

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I'm not exactly sure why but I could spend all day on this site http://t.co/eKqeEH2R

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@MiriamConnolly Actually it wasn't very relaxing.

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Looking for an apartment with AC, anyone need a roommate?

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Just watched a candle burn for 8 minutes straight. This is how I spend my Sundays.