Ben Fester

Critic of the Arts. Bon Vivant.

[Ben Fester @BenFester]

G'morning Bon Vivants!! my vespa mug just came in today, starting the day off right with a cup of decaf Noir! #café

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I prefer the @BravoAndy brand of goading surgical addicts into histrionics than insufferable @bourdain and boring Treme.

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Politically correct freedom of speech hating liberals @newsbusters make me sick! #randpaulforpresident

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Sad pervert spends Mothers Day counting curse words on @bourdain's show! While touching weenie no doubt! Sicko! @newsbusters

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Yes!

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.@tamareadler Good job on sexist, flesh eater @bourdain !! He probably beats his wife too!

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Is @JoeDoechef the gentleman with that place that gets all the spillover from Prune? Brilliant! Absolutely right about @bourdain too.

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@JackBateswrites thank you, i appreciate that.

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For the record, I still do not support his excessive usage of curse words nor his ethics in eating meat but he was a nice fellow.

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whoa just got this bitchin picture of bourdain at the colosseum #mustbenice. was a pleasure to meet you @tvsuperstarr.

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You can write a blog! *gold star* RT @DanielRMoody: And now, a message from @BenFester, a "rational" evangelical vegan: http://t.co/cxInkErd

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@michaelcoyote facepalm? really? what do you know? you're a coyote with a flying lamb photo...

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@bryanpease you are awesome! Keep fighting the good fight!

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I agree with John Burton and @Bryanpease they should shove corn down these chefs ' throats until their livers explode!

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. @bryanpease I stand with you! Flesh eaters deserve whatever comes their way! If their friends suffer it's karma!

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All animal abuser addresses should be listed somewhere, like a sex offender registry. Protect your pets and your kids from these sickos.

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@GarySoup And is that a beret you are sporting in your photo? I have one just like it! Mais oui!

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@GarySoup I, for one, applaud your low tolerance for M. Bourdain. I find him boorish and insensitive. Bravo, sir!

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@theChew @mariobatali @chefsymon When will you give Paula Deen a platform to explain away lawn jockey themed wedding allegations? Soon?

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I want @chefanneburrell to diaper me and then choke me out. Afterwards,
mortadella and hugs!